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hollander 02-01-2014 08:24 AM

liberating an item or reassigning ownership. Which reminds me ....The Mrs had a great day yesterday! The villagers sure do get the signal when you wear the light blue shirt! My best offer for the Mrs was a John Deere riding lawn mower and a three year old golden retriever! I don't need the mower but the golden seemed to take to me right away! I just need the Mrs back before the grandkids get here next month. I think they would love the golden but miss their Grams...

graciegirl 02-01-2014 08:26 AM

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liberating an item or reassigning ownership. Which reminds me


being liberated, there is a rumor going around that when you move here you have to burn your bra, but maybe it was don't burn your trash, I heard this from my neighbor who got an email from someone in her Mah Jongh group who also told her that.....

Nlnicholson 02-01-2014 08:41 AM

I think the burn comes from the dinner I had last night at

CarolSells 02-01-2014 08:45 AM

The email told her to send $1000.00 in the form of a cashier's check to an address in Nigeria because a long lost relative had died and left her a lovely set if pearl-handled steak knives and flip flops made of gnu sinews. Speaking of news, I overhead a convo in the puzzle closet yesterday about a heartburn remedy that uses

graciegirl 02-01-2014 08:45 AM

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I think the burn comes from the dinner I had last night at



Hilda's, she never could cook,


but boy can she boogie, which reminds me, do you think you can learn to play the piano and the saxophone at the same time, someone told me that they were giving lessons over at the......

Nlnicholson 02-01-2014 08:54 AM

The piano would be easy but since my dentures are bothering me, it's harder with the saxophone. I sure could use a good dentist under my United Healthcare plan. Anyone know the way to the new

TheVillageChicken 02-01-2014 09:04 AM

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The piano would be easy but since my dentures are bothering me, it's harder with the saxophone. I sure could use a good dentist under my United Healthcare plan. Anyone know the way to the new

The New Christy Minstrels concert? Their hit, Gotta Quit Kicking My Service Dog Around reminds me of the time we all got

CarolSells 02-01-2014 09:39 AM

..reminds me of the time we all had to get tested for an STD after riding the trolley bus in The Villages. Maybe you read about that incident in The Orlando paper. It was on page three right under the story about

graciegirl 02-01-2014 09:42 AM

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..reminds me of the time we all had to get tested for an STD after riding the trolley bus in The Villages. Maybe you read about that incident in The Orlando paper. It was on page three right under the story about



Several Liberals located in The Villages by Lorene Poorey? There are so many things in the paper and news these days that give you pause, did you read that Elvis was spotted at Laurel Manor and he was trying to hang a .....................

Nlnicholson 02-01-2014 09:50 AM

Gold lame jacket on the coat hook. After he left, I rummaged through his pockets for a piece of memorabilia. Great Balls of Fire, I found

kittygilchrist 02-01-2014 09:58 AM

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graciegirl 02-01-2014 11:20 AM

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A Jerry Lee Lewis CD case with Great Ball of Fire in it. They must've come off during that mammogram-like procedure they use for examining male parts. No wonder Elvis abused drugs. or maybe they were Jerry Lee's, I wouldn't know.



But this all makes me think of Italian Cooking and how few restaurants outside of Italian Communities know how to cook Sauerbraten, I was enjoying a glass of wine at TooJays and someone came up to me and asked..........

Barefoot 02-01-2014 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CarolSells (Post 822071)
..reminds me of the time we all had to get tested for an STD after riding the trolley bus in The Villages. Maybe you read about that incident in The Orlando paper. It was on page three right under the story about

A newbie in a roundabout who stopped to read a map and caused ...

graciegirl 02-01-2014 01:24 PM

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A newbie in a roundabout who stopped to read a map and caused ...


All of the people within site to blow their horns which always HELPS a situation by making people want to smack, but this newbie, just got out and shoved the map...................

TheVillageChicken 02-01-2014 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 822123)
But this all makes me think of Italian Cooking and how few restaurants outside of Italian Communities know how to cook Sauerbraten, I was enjoying a glass of wine at TooJays and someone came up to me and asked..........

asked me why I was in their seat drinking their wine. Thinking quickly, I pointed at a random stranger and said, "Look!" As it turned out, the stranger suffered from paranoia and........


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