[Taltarzac725]

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?






I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.






The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.






After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.






I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.










I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my I-pod.





This is what happens when old people start using technology.

[billethkid]

Priceless

[Taltarzac725]

The Campfire - Blazing Saddles (5/10) Movie CLIP (1974) HD - YouTube

[2BNTV]

A woman was in church with her husband and asked him what she should do if she farted silently.

The husband replied, "change your batteries".