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Old 12-28-2017, 10:30 PM
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind Of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at The blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind Of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at The blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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Old 12-28-2017, 10:48 PM
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The joke is just not funny because the circumstances are not credible. If it were a typical title loan, the lender would charge over 300 percent interest and would not take possession of the car.
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Old 12-29-2017, 04:38 AM
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Love it CFrance.
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Old 12-29-2017, 08:12 AM
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The joke is just not funny because the circumstances are not credible. If it were a typical title loan, the lender would charge over 300 percent interest and would not take possession of the car.
Sheeesh. Who cares!?! It's funny.

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Old 12-29-2017, 11:14 AM
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I love it. Thanks.
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Old 12-29-2017, 11:25 AM
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Good one! Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 12-29-2017, 02:54 PM
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What's really funny to me was when I read the title, and I thought, oooo I can post the one about the car loan...but there it was. Is there only one smart blonde joke? There has to be more.
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Funny. I actually laughed.


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