[bsliny]

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

[The Great Fumar]

I JUST WENT TO THE NEW OLIVE GARDEN .....UPON BEING SEATED I ASKED
DO YOU SERVE CRABS TO WHICH THEY REPLIED WE SERVE ANYONE , SIT DOWN..!!!

YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS PLACE ......

FUMAR .. ....

[chelsea24]

Fumar that's funny! But what's even funnier is seeing a thread called "Crabs" by The Great Fumar! Want to tell us more dahling????

[chelsea24]

Whoopsie! Now it says "Crabs by Chelsea24" Hahahha!