[Larryandlinda]

The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was the bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally:

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,
my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the
Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal
they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

[chuckinca]

Lol !!!

[getdul981]

[graciegirl]

[Pturner]

I love a good morning chuckle. Thanks.