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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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10-13-2011, 09:53 PM
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A Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?
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10-13-2011, 10:27 PM
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10-13-2011, 10:31 PM
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Funny!
Mind if I steal this one?
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10-14-2011, 07:10 AM
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HA!! That's some funny stuff right there.
 Bill 
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10-14-2011, 08:31 AM
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Quote:
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania (1759) |
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10-14-2011, 09:29 AM
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OK, RichieLion, that was my phone, are you the one who answered it? Just checking since there is a new car in my driveway.
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Florida CWL Instructor NRA Certified Law Enforcement Handgun/Shotgun Instructor NRA Certified Civilian Handgun/Shotgun Instructor NRA Chief Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Home Protection Instructor Retired Army Military Police Investigator - 20 years, 4 months, 13 days Retired Deputy Sheriff/Corrections Officer IDPA Safety Officer Instructor All skill is in vain when an Angel weewees in the flintlock of your musket. |
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10-14-2011, 10:23 AM
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Quote:
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania (1759) |
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10-14-2011, 10:31 AM
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Quote:
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"It doesn't cost "nuttin", to be nice". MOMI just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero). |
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