[Vic&Judy]

As I sit in a late afternoon malaise at my desk on Long Island when I really should be down in the Villages, the following thoughts have begun to torment me:


If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the alphabet in order?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

If a "black box" flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you try to fail, but you succeed, what have you done?

If love is blind, why is lingere so popular?

When sheep get caught in the rain, do they shrink?

I need to get out of here and make it to happy hour in LSV.