[patfla06]

Originally Posted by Trayderjoe

My wife and I were shopping and came across a t-shirt which we both knew that I HAD to have, although I can't wear it to work. The message was: "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity". If you knew me, you would know how apropo this is for me.

Do any of you have favorite messages either on t-shirts/sweatshirts which you own and have seen? Perhaps we can collect a bunch of shareable quotes!

My new favorite! Love it!

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by golf4me

Well then...you should wear one that says Dirty Old Man?

Ooh-ooh! Where can I get one? Where can I get one?

[renrod]

"The older I get the better I was".

[Quixote]

Originally Posted by ilovetv

A favorite I've seen:

"For total stress relief: Resign from your position as General Manager of the Universe."

This reminds me of "The job of God is taken already, and besides, we're not qualified!"

[gocubsgo]

Horses Are God's Apology For Men!

[TrudyM]

My favorite is now worn out a bit found on a sale rack years back and never seen since. It says "Stupidity is not a crime you are fee to go"

[ijusluvit]

I don't need your attitude!
I have one.

[travelguy]

I saw this one a few years ago:
"Jesus is coming, Look busy!

[duffysmom]

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[Halle]

I love the Pensacola running club motto.

Start out slow and ease up.

T-shirt has motto and turtle on it.

[JeffAVEWS]

I worked with a guy who had a T Shirt that read

" The Quality Goes In"
"Before The Name Goes On"
Printed around a backward FORD Oval!

BTW The Ford legal dept. did NOT see the humor in it, made the guy who printed the shirts stop.

[BritParrothead]

My favourite, is another Jimmy Buffett shirt:
'I'm growing older, but not up! '

[BritParrothead]

p.s. and having a wonderful time in the villages!!!!

[Ecuadog]

"Stick around. I may need someone to blame."

[ivanhoe]

Possum...the other white meat.