[chuck90199]

A married couple were sleeping when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife, picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said, “How should I know, that's 100 miles from here!” and hung up.

Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”

And his lovely wife replied, “I don't have any idea. It was some stupid woman wanting to know about the weather. 'Is the coast is clear?'”

[John_W]

I had a real phone call yesterday, it was one of those scammers with an India accent. He said, I'm from windows and I need to talk you about a problem. I said, I don't need my windows cleaned, thank you anyway and I hung up.

[MikeV]

Funny.