[CoachKandSportsguy]

A physicist, a chemist, and a finance guy are stranded with but a single can of food.

The physicist and the chemist each devised an ingenious mechanism for getting the can open.

The finance guy merely said, “lets assume we have a can opener, what would we do with the contents?"

[PJ_Smiley]

The finance guy was a former Marine and had a P38 on his keychain.