[Ralphy]

My son bet me that he could make a piece of paper fly farther than I could so he spent 10 minutes making a fanciest paper airplane I’ve ever seen. The look on his face when I crumpled mine into a ball and launched it across the house was priceless.

[Topspinmo]

What would titanic Thompson do? And weight in the waded up paper, more weight further it flies. Who Titanic Thompson? The greatest shyter even to take your money.