[PugMom]

thank you all for such clever amusing posts!

[NavyVet]

Regarding the safe distance thing:
"If you can smell their fart,
you're not far enough apart."

Agoraphobics are in heaven. Welcome to our world.
Plenty of upsides to staying in: Not having to deal with traffic, roundabouts, stores, people, getting dressed, etc. LOL

[cj740@comcast.net]

Originally Posted by Ecuadog

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get back in the house.

Now, that made me laugh! Thanks for the bright moment. And, please let her back in.

[jenistaf]

Originally Posted by DeanFL

There are positives to this Virus social distancing-thing...

I'm saving money on mouthwash and deodorant.

Should help pay for the divorce lawyer....

[Fredman]

Originally Posted by Bay Kid

Perfume smells aren't as strong. No need to shower until Saturday.

Exactly my thoughts

[Ecuadog]

I told my wife how thankful I am, being quarantined with someone that I enjoy. She said, "Must be nice."