[RichieLion]

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other,and mumbling to himself.

"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can
give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your
Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...

"You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bull and
I know he charges $50 for the pig,

but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."