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Old 05-02-2013, 12:05 PM
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You may not be aware of it but I've been very busy over the past couple of years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.



>> Here's the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies," which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I've gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of my golfing partners.
>>
>>
>> Table of Contents
>>
>> Chapter 1
>> - How to properly line up your Fourth putt.
>>
>> Chapter 2
>> - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
>>
>> Chapter 3
>> - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.
>>
>> Chapter 4
>> - How to get more distance off the shank.
>>
>> Chapter 5
>> - When to give the Ranger the finger.
>>
>> Chapter 6
>> - Using your shadow on the greens to confuse your opponent.
>>
>> Chapter 7
>> - When to implement Handicap Management.
>>
>> Chapter 8
>> - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
>>
>> Chapter 9
>> - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post ... Undetected.
>>
>> Chapter 10
>> - How to rationalize a 6-hour round.
>>
>> Chapter 11
>> - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
>>
>> Chapter 12
>> - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.
>>
>> Chapter 13
>> - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
>>
>> Chapter 14
>> - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.
>>
>> Chapter 15
>> - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
>>
>> Chapter 16
>> - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.
>>
>> Chapter 17
>> - When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
>>
>> Chapter 18
>> - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
>>
>> Chapter 19
>> - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
>>
>> Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy. Please send on and hopefully more people will buy copies!!!
>>
>> Thank You!
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Old 05-02-2013, 12:07 PM
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Old 05-02-2013, 12:09 PM
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You may not be aware of it but I've been very busy over the past couple of years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.



>> Here's the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies," which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I've gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of my golfing partners.
>>
>>
>> Table of Contents
>>
>> Chapter 1
>> - How to properly line up your Fourth putt.
>>
>> Chapter 2
>> - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
>>
>> Chapter 3
>> - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.
>>
>> Chapter 4
>> - How to get more distance off the shank.
>>
>> Chapter 5
>> - When to give the Ranger the finger.
>>
>> Chapter 6
>> - Using your shadow on the greens to confuse your opponent.
>>
>> Chapter 7
>> - When to implement Handicap Management.
>>
>> Chapter 8
>> - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
>>
>> Chapter 9
>> - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post ... Undetected.
>>
>> Chapter 10
>> - How to rationalize a 6-hour round.
>>
>> Chapter 11
>> - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
>>
>> Chapter 12
>> - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.
>>
>> Chapter 13
>> - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
>>
>> Chapter 14
>> - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.
>>
>> Chapter 15
>> - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
>>
>> Chapter 16
>> - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.
>>
>> Chapter 17
>> - When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
>>
>> Chapter 18
>> - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
>>
>> Chapter 19
>> - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
>>
>> Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy. Please send on and hopefully more people will buy copies!!!
>>
>> Thank You!
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Old 05-02-2013, 01:01 PM
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BRAVO ! BRAVO ! When is the book signing?
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