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Old 08-24-2011, 02:54 PM
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I would like to share an experience with you all, to do with drinking and driving.
As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home in recent months.
Well I for one have done something about it. The other night I was out for a dinner and a few drinks with some friends.
Well, after having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted,
I did something I’ve never done before. I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before.

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I would like to share an experience with you all, to do with drinking and driving.
As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home in recent months.
Well I for one have done something about it. The other night I was out for a dinner and a few drinks with some friends.
Well, after having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted,
I did something I’ve never done before. I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before.

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I would like to share an experience with you all, to do with drinking and driving.
As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home in recent months.
Well I for one have done something about it. The other night I was out for a dinner and a few drinks with some friends.
Well, after having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted,
I did something I’ve never done before. I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before.

I liked it so much that I sent it out to all my friends on an e-mail.
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I would like to share an experience with you all, to do with drinking and driving.
As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home in recent months.
Well I for one have done something about it. The other night I was out for a dinner and a few drinks with some friends.
Well, after having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted,
I did something I’ve never done before. I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before.

You ain't right.

But I like you anyway.
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Loved it and emailed it to my friends too! Thanks for sharing!!!!
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I had to read the last line twice...better not have another glass of vino... Hilariously funny...
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Thanks Ed,
I read it to hubby. We both laughed out loud.
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Very funny! Hubby and I went over a friends for a couple of beers last night. Got home four hours later (rode our bikes)! When he got up this morning for work, he said, "I must have had one too many...I feel like I got his with a bus". It wasn't you...was it?
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