[CFrance]

The Perfect Couple


One day, the perfect couple, Miranda and Oscar, met. After a perfect flirt they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was certainly perfect.


One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect Porsche along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in trouble. Being the perfect couple, they stopped for help. Amazingly, it was Santa Claus.


There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa Claus and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along, delivering the toys.


Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.


Of course the perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. (For women)


So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. (For men)

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[Bjeanj]

You’re on a roll, aren’t you!

[Nucky]

Sheila Greene, Schecky Greene's cousin. Must have gotten into an accident in a Roundabout up North. Keep Em Coming Sheila.

[Bay Kid]

ha ha

[billethkid]

No offense what so ever.
Just like the old days....just tell the joke with no intentions to offend.....

Clearly there was something wrong with the car