Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Senior Wedding in The Villages
Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living here in The Villages, are excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a drive to discuss the wedding, and along the way they pass one of the many local drugstores and decide go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes, I am." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Yes, sir!" Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes" Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you? Jacob: "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry." |
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Very good
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Ha ha ha!
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