[daniel200]

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living here in The Villages, are excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a drive to discuss the wedding, and along the way they pass one of the many local drugstores and decide go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes, I am."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, sir!"

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?

Jacob: "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry."

[Stu from NYC]

Very good

[Bay Kid]

Ha ha ha!