Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living here in The Villages, are excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a drive to discuss the wedding, and along the way they pass one of the many local drugstores and decide go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes, I am." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Yes, sir!" Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes" Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you? Jacob: "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry." |
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Very good
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Ha ha ha!
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