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I just received great news!!!!!

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Old 05-31-2013, 02:06 PM
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Talking I just received great news!!!!!
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,

informing me that I can have sex at 79.

I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.

So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.

And it's the same side of the street. I don't

even have to cross the road!
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Old 05-31-2013, 03:13 PM
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You're one helluva funny guy, Skip! (How does Sue feel about this?)
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Old 05-31-2013, 03:53 PM
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Boy Howdy.

Boy Howdy!!!!!!
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Old 05-31-2013, 03:58 PM
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You're one helluva funny guy, Skip! (How does Sue feel about this?)
Are you sure Skip sent that message?.
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Hysterical!
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Old 05-31-2013, 04:31 PM
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Now that is funny!
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Old 05-31-2013, 07:03 PM
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You're one helluva funny guy, Skip! (How does Sue feel about this?)
She never lets me go anywhere without her
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Old 05-31-2013, 07:05 PM
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I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,

informing me that I can have sex at 79.

I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.

So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.

And it's the same side of the street. I don't

even have to cross the road!
Not good news for me. I have to wait another 21 years.DRAT!
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Old 05-31-2013, 09:17 PM
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Old 05-31-2013, 10:15 PM
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Hope she isn't worried you will go to 79.
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That was too funny! Thanks for the laugh today.
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That was my laugh for today!
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