[ijusluvit]

Sign over a Gynecologists' Office:
"Dr. Ann Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

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On a Plumber's Truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tire Store:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's Truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room Door:
"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's Window:
"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets Waiting Room:
"Be back in 5 minutes... Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant Window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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The sign at a Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

[Joaniesmom]

Very funny! It has always seemed to me that septic tank folks, porta potty folks and proctologists have the best sense of humor. Must be a poop thing....

[Mikeod]

Had a friend who was a urologist. His tag/plate was "PWELL"