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A nun was teaching Sunday School one morning and asked the class of youngsters this question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of you do you think goes first?”

Susie raised her hand and said, “I think it's your hands.”

“Why do you think it's your hands, Susie?” the nun asked.

“Because when you pray you hold your hands together in front of you, and God can take your hands and pull you up to Heaven. So I think it's your hands.”

“That's a wonderful answer, Susie,” the nun said.

Johnny raised his hand and said, “I think it's your feet, Sister.”

The nun looked at Johnny with an odd look on her face and said, “Now Johnny. Why do you think it would be your feet?”

Johnny replied, “Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming.' I gotta tell you Sister, if Dad hadn't pinned her down I think we'd have lost her!”

[CFrance]

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