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Old 03-20-2008, 04:33 PM
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Ole and Sven are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Sven says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to
me in over 2 months.'

Ole spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over...

........women like that are hard to find.'

...
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a chest like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."




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Muncle...The Villages Florida......The Villages Florida
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Old 03-20-2008, 05:55 PM
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Two popcorn rated jokes, Muncle. ;D
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Another "beaut". I'd sure would like to be on your e-mail list............. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup:
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