Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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![]() Ole and Sven are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Sven says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.' Ole spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over... ........women like that are hard to find.' ... An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. "Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?" "I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a chest like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."
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Kansas City, MO; Alamo & Albuquerque NM; Quad Cities; St Louis; DC ~ NOVA; Nuernberg; Heidelberg; DC ~ NOVA; Liberty Park ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends upon what you put into it. ~~~~~~ And it's Munc"L"e, not Munc"I"e |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Two popcorn rated jokes, Muncle. ;D |
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Another "beaut". I'd sure would like to be on your e-mail list............. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup:
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