The Social Worker

08-26-2009, 08:52 PM

OK, my friend just sent this to me and I laughed so hard I couldn't resist sharing it with my friends at TOTV:

A guy walked into the local Welfare Office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. She's in her mid-20's, so you'll have to be able to keep up with her.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."

The Social Worker

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