[skyguy79]

A Florida citizen from The Villages drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down the Florida Turnpike, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard--I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

[jsw14]

I think I've seen that State Trooper before!!!!!!!

[ajbrown]

Sky, if my lovely wife did not lurk here I may say that I burst out laughing surprised by a clever punch line, but instead I must tell you I feel that joke seems pretty insensitive....

[ijusluvit]

Originally Posted by ajbrown

Sky, if my lovely wife did not lurk here I may say that I burst out laughing surprised by a clever punch line, but instead I must tell you I feel that joke seems pretty insensitive....

I'll bet she can tell when you're insincere!

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by ajbrown

Sky, if my lovely wife did not lurk here I may say that I burst out laughing surprised by a clever punch line, but instead I must tell you I feel that joke seems pretty insensitive....

Wink-wink! We won't give away your secret! HEY... MRS BROWN!!

[chuckster]

Good one.....Been around long time but imho worth a repeat..........

[Taltarzac725]

FUNNY2™ - Henny Youngman Jokes #1

Some Henny Youngman wife jokes--

"My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree!"