Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Something to consider
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.
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Re: Something to consider
Good one. That is so funny and true.
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Re: Something to consider
Redwitch
I was ready to try this but did the math. It turns out Enron was a very good investment The stock tripled & could have made $1667 over the last year. Delta is slightly down($3.00 from $21.00) would have lost $95.00, WCOM has been worthless for years so nobuy there. Beer altho price of aluminum is up (double) still only made $50 bucks after drink the beer. Being a party animal --- priceless? |
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Re: Something to consider
That works, too, Bernie. Guess it depends on the beer and where you recycle? But my beer doesn't come in a can, so the whole thing is worthless.
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay) "There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein |
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Re: Something to consider
Red,
My son loves your way of thinking!!
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