[Stu from NYC]

In these trying times we need to have a new village devoted to people enjoying life.

As a result we are proud to announce Stu^s Village

We are planning on doing this a bit differently in our town.

For example we will ask Sumter County to pay for all of the roads and put in a golf course. After all they will be collecting taxes from our residents so why shouldnt they pick up the tab?

We are finalizing our amenities but open to suggestion.

[New Englander]

Put commissioners in place that see thing your way.

[JohnN]

I think a once-a-week free beer night at the Stu Village Town Square would be great.
Masks and socially distanced of course.

And I'd like to apply as the head of the gate guards. Entry by SunPass but we'll take cash too.

[Polar Bear]

What are you going to do about dog poop?!?

[Art cov]

Are you wanting to be the mayor of Stu-ville? Maybe Stu-ville Junction! Just don’t get Stu-ed in the village. Who is the deputy?

[Stu from NYC]

After further consideration we have made some decisions.

First we will not allow any dogs in the village but we will allow horses as long as they are trained. This is to not have any poop.

We will be taking applications for gate guards. We will charge admission but the guard will collect a commission to be handed to the head commissioner who will use it to make this a better place.

We will supply free beer as long as members bring it to the weekly meetings and make it available to the mayor who shall be elected by, well we will figure that out later.

[geobet]

Wow! Now I know our 3rd move will be to the Village of Stu. Since we won’t be able to keep our 2 dogs, we will get a support rooster instead. That way everyone will know it’s 5 am, time to rise and shine in Stu-ville. If someone else gets chickens, we can have fresh eggs plus more chickens. Then we can be known as the Key West Village of Stu.
Anyone have a 5 toed cat?

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by geobet

Wow! Now I know our 3rd move will be to the Village of Stu. Since we won’t be able to keep our 2 dogs, we will get a support rooster instead. That way everyone will know it’s 5 am, time to rise and shine in Stu-ville. If someone else gets chickens, we can have fresh eggs plus more chickens. Then we can be known as the Key West Village of Stu.
Anyone have a 5 toed cat?

We will allow roosters along with chickens as long as the member pays a small registration fee and agrees to make fried chicken for the mayor at least once a week.

The committee is currently considering allowing dogs under a grandfather clause but that will entail a slightly larger registration fee.

[Joanne19335]

Originally Posted by JohnN

I think a once-a-week free beer night at the Stu Village Town Square would be great.
Masks and socially distanced of course.

And I'd like to apply as the head of the gate guards. Entry by SunPass but we'll take cash too.

I’d love to be an ambassador on Stu’s golf course. Heavy fines for littering cigarette butts in the tee boxes. Proceeds donated to charity.

[wrestle1]

Originally Posted by geobet

Wow! Now I know our 3rd move will be to the Village of Stu. Since we won’t be able to keep our 2 dogs, we will get a support rooster instead. That way everyone will know it’s 5 am, time to rise and shine in Stu-ville. If someone else gets chickens, we can have fresh eggs plus more chickens. Then we can be known as the Key West Village of Stu.
Anyone have a 5 toed cat?

Your new village will need legal counsel. Not sure how many toes this attorney/cat has but he seems technologically savvy enough to move us into the future
Kitten Zoom Filter Mishap - YouTube

[BlkBlt6]

Stu’s brilliant!

[PaulinTV]

I would only consider if you assured me there would be a Margarita truck cruising the streets.
Pavlov for the bells!!

[lwmilo]

Can't wait to get Stu' d on Stu'sville.

[JanetMM]

I what if I trained my dog to think he was a horse? Or I could train him to never poop? Could he be be grand-mothered in? I think that would be Stu-pendous!

[DIver0258]

If you grandfather small dogs and the margarita truck we are in. I could contribute to developing a Stu's Place distillery. As long as the mayor and commissioners can sway the Feds to approve the distillery permit. This is a three fold improvement...distilled spirits, hand sanitizer, and eco friendly fuel for golf carts.