[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Joanne19335

I’d love to be an ambassador on Stu’s golf course. Heavy fines for littering cigarette butts in the tee boxes. Proceeds donated to charity.

We would have made you chief ambassador but have run into a bit of a problem vis a vis golf.

Due to overwhelming demand we have run out of room for a championship golf course and we will do not do anything that would detract from the experience.

Therefore we have arranged that you can play golf at any course in the village. You will have to play at night though and we suggest using glow in the dark balls to help you see them.
We will sell them for a small charge and will not even ask you to pay green fees as who can see the green at night.'

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by DIver0258

If you grandfather small dogs and the margarita truck we are in. I could contribute to developing a Stu's Place distillery. As long as the mayor and commissioners can sway the Feds to approve the distillery permit. This is a three fold improvement...distilled spirits, hand sanitizer, and eco friendly fuel for golf carts.

The distillery is a bit much so we can not do that. Also cannot do the margarita truck but for a small fee you can have the margarita concession.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by JanetMM

I what if I trained my dog to think he was a horse? Or I could train him to never poop? Could he be be grand-mothered in? I think that would be Stu-pendous!

Upon further review we will allow your dog to audition for a role in our version of the Clydesdales.

[firewife]

That was a great read... I love happy funny people..
Sign me up🙃💋

[waynehal55]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

In these trying times we need to have a new village devoted to people enjoying life.

As a result we are proud to announce Stu^s Village

We are planning on doing this a bit differently in our town.

For example we will ask Sumter County to pay for all of the roads and put in a golf course. After all they will be collecting taxes from our residents so why shouldnt they pick up the tab?

We are finalizing our amenities but open to suggestion.

Will ex-NY-ers get free lake view lots?

[FromNY]

We would need an indoor sports pool. And how about a clothing optional area for those who enjoy full body vitamin D therapy?

[stan the man]

stu did you not have all of these things when you lived in brooklyn

[Sherrilee]

I have no suggestions ... but where is the Villages of Stu?? I would like to buy a house... is it near the prison— or next to the highway? I dont want to buy one then find out it’s too loud and then have to complain to you to put up a wall or trees. Can you give me a open pasture with the horses??

[rmd2]

Stu,
The new Stu-Village planning is hilarious!

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by waynehal55

Will ex-NY-ers get free lake view lots?

Hmmm you would probably have to dig a big hole for a lake in your backyard.

[JohnN]

Originally Posted by waynehal55

Will ex-NY-ers get free lake view lots?

sure, just cut down any trees that might be in your way - and don't tell anyone!

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by FromNY

We would need an indoor sports pool. And how about a clothing optional area for those who enjoy full body vitamin D therapy?

You can certainly have an indoor sports pool. Due to lack of room put it in your basement. Clothing optional would also be in your basement so as to save room.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Sherrilee

I have no suggestions ... but where is the Villages of Stu?? I would like to buy a house... is it near the prison— or next to the highway? I dont want to buy one then find out it’s too loud and then have to complain to you to put up a wall or trees. Can you give me a open pasture with the horses??

You can certainly have a pasture for the horses. It will not be near the prison or highway but in a very quiet area.

For complaints you have to put it in writing in person to the committee. We have not yet decided if the committee will be meeting weekly or monthly or yearly.

[New Englander]

Originally Posted by FromNY

We would need an indoor sports pool. And how about a clothing optional area for those who enjoy full body vitamin D therapy?

It would be quite-a-sight.

[wyealbert]

I think it would be great to have an annual "Stu-Cruise". I will be happy to handle the booking.