Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Due to overwhelming demand we have run out of room for a championship golf course and we will do not do anything that would detract from the experience. Therefore we have arranged that you can play golf at any course in the village. You will have to play at night though and we suggest using glow in the dark balls to help you see them. We will sell them for a small charge and will not even ask you to pay green fees as who can see the green at night.' |
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Upon further review we will allow your dog to audition for a role in our version of the Clydesdales.
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Firewife
That was a great read... I love happy funny people..
Sign me up🙃💋 |
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We would need an indoor sports pool. And how about a clothing optional area for those who enjoy full body vitamin D therapy?
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stu did you not have all of these things when you lived in brooklyn
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I have no suggestions ... but where is the Villages of Stu?? I would like to buy a house... is it near the prison— or next to the highway? I dont want to buy one then find out it’s too loud and then have to complain to you to put up a wall or trees. Can you give me a open pasture with the horses??
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Stu,
The new Stu-Village planning is hilarious! |
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Hmmm you would probably have to dig a big hole for a lake in your backyard.
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sure, just cut down any trees that might be in your way - and don't tell anyone!
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You can certainly have an indoor sports pool. Due to lack of room put it in your basement. Clothing optional would also be in your basement so as to save room.
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For complaints you have to put it in writing in person to the committee. We have not yet decided if the committee will be meeting weekly or monthly or yearly. |
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It would be quite-a-sight. |
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I think it would be great to have an annual "Stu-Cruise". I will be happy to handle the booking.
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Jeff Albert Fernandina Resident |
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