Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Perhaps many you have seen this - still fun:
Stuff You Didn't Know You Didn't Know Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% and...... The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400 The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession Q.If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter “A”? A. One thousand Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common? A. All were invented by women. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 5. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries... 6. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen 7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it 8. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee 10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________
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Richmond,VA - Martinsville, VA - Hilton Head Island, SC - Mallory Square Rescuing one cat may not change the world, BUT for that one cat, the whole world will change. |
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![]() ![]() Anyway, now for the top 10 things you didn't know and still don't:
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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Guilty of # 13 but didn't have to scroll back, (#14).
Funny, more collect calls on Father's Day!!!!! |
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Good stuff island girl. But your signature really struck home (really). I now have a rescued furball that will be retiring to TV next week.
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