[DickY]

Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one" the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The Young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones. Computers with light-speed processing... And more."

After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows: "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ... So we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh%&, what are you doing for the next generation?" The applause was amazing.

[Mikitv]

040 :bow: 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

Good One DY.

[nONIE]

Dicky,

Big thumbs up :bigthumbsup: aint it the truth!

[SteveFromNY]

:bigthumbsup:

[Muncle]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man sat down next to him. The young man had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." :yikes:

[Hyacinth Bucket]

DickY, that is very good. 1rnfl 1rnfl

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Muncle, we live near a college town, now I know where the kids with spiked multi-colored hair came from.

Hyacinth Bucket

[nONIE]

Muncle,

as a parrot lover Im thinking of turning this guy into the SPCA!

Really is very funny!!!