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The eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination.







The Doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Green, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?”







“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said.







She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:







“Bob, do we still have intercourse?"







There was a complete hush - you could have heard a pin drop.







Bob answered impatiently, “If I told you once,







Irma, I've told you a hundred Times…What we have is















BlueCross!"







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OM bob, that was a real lol moment, thanks CFrance
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The eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination.







The Doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Green, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?”







“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said.







She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:







“Bob, do we still have intercourse?"







There was a complete hush - you could have heard a pin drop.







Bob answered impatiently, “If I told you once,







Irma, I've told you a hundred Times…What we have is















BlueCross!"







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Old 01-27-2018, 08:56 AM
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I love that cartoon. I have it bookmarked somewhere because it makes me laugh out loud!
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