[Blondie]

How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do things in an overly complicated way.


How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong answer.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals except one attend. Which animal does not attend?

Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.


Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

[Sidney Lanier]

Oldie--and just as funny this time as in the past! Thanks!

'-)

[chelsea24]

mdblondie, I have not seen this before, but it had me laughing out loud! 1rnfl 1rnfl Thanks for posting. :bigthumbsup:

[nONIE]

Um excuse me, am I allowed in this thread?? :dontknow:

[Blondie]

Absolutely Nonie, I believe you to be a woman who is very loved by her friends. To me you have much compassion and that, I think, requires intelligence. I believe every woman should have one friend who always makes her laugh, and one who lets her cry, and I think you could be both.
I bet you will know the answers to all the questions. BTW, I failed.
Md Blondie

[nONIE]

Beautiful words Blondie, Thankyou. I meant it as a joke, but your compassion brought tears to my eyes.

[Blondie]

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MdBlondie