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Seen at a Square in the Villages

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Old 05-02-2020, 10:43 AM
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A man stops his car at a STOP sign and a hooker steps from the curb and goes over to his window and says "Anything you want for $50.00.” He thinks hard and says “Can you cut hair?”
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A man stops his car at a STOP sign and a hooker steps from the curb and goes over to his window and says "Anything you want for $50.00.” He thinks hard and says “Can you cut hair?”
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Old 05-03-2020, 06:49 AM
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Very funny but we will all have stories in the months to come. Cant' wait.
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Old 05-04-2020, 06:46 AM
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