[Ralphy]

Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

[JohnN]

works for me, Ralphy

[village dreamer]

i told my wife i wanted to be cremated.......she said ill make you an appointment for next friday

[fdpaq0580]

Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She said I'd only make an ash out of myself. 😒

[Whatnext]

Teacher asked little Johnny why he was not at school the day before.
Johnny replied, "My daddy was burnt."
"Badly?" asked the teacher.
Johnny replied,"The don't muck about at the Crematorium Miss!"

[thelegges]

Have to ask for many friends……

Does OP have joke of the day calendar? Or book of jokes for 9-11yo.