[Nucky]

Good morning you bunch of NOTHING PEOPLES. I told you I was way overdue for a foul up, bleep or blunder. Let’s see if getting off this IPad does the trick? Time will tell.

I just got my report card from the boss for the last six weeks with NOTHING more than one to go. I’m in good shape so far. It’s NOTHING but the home stretch that counts. It ain’t over till it’s over.

Mrs Abby good luck with your scheduled meeting next week with E.F. Hutton, lol, I hope you guys have the tide going with you. NOTHING but 15% Interest accounts in a certain Island Account. Only problem is the Interest is paid in NOTHING but Coconut’s. Things will work out. Better tighten up that wager before you bust out the good news.

Originally Posted by Nucky

Good morning you bunch of NOTHING PEOPLES. I told you I was way overdue for a foul up, bleep or blunder. Let’s see if getting off this IPad does the trick? Time will tell.

I just got my report card from the boss for the last six weeks with NOTHING more than one to go. I’m in good shape so far. It’s NOTHING but the home stretch that counts. It ain’t over till it’s over.

Mrs Abby good luck with your scheduled meeting next week with E.F. Hutton, lol, I hope you guys have the tide going with you. NOTHING but 15% Interest accounts in a certain Island Account. Only problem is the Interest is paid in NOTHING but Coconut’s. Things will work out. Better tighten up that wager before you bust out the good news.

When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen, NOTHING more to say.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by fw102807

When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen, NOTHING more to say.

Same thing for me. When FW speaks I’m all ears. NOTHING but lucky to have you all to keep me in line and off the Island permanently. Gotta check on Mary Ann. I forgot again.

Originally Posted by Nucky

Same thing for me. When FW speaks I’m all ears. NOTHING but lucky to have you all to keep me in line and off the Island permanently. Gotta check on Mary Ann. I forgot again.

You are a hoot Nucky maybe you should look into that Grey Owl club might be NOTHING but right up your island.

[tomwed]

Originally Posted by fw102807

I think it would be it turned out to be nobody but I could be NOTHING but wrong.

Nobody was holding nothing. I forgot to mention that. I just gave you the Cliff Notes.

Originally Posted by tomwed

Nobody was holding nothing. I forgot to mention that. I just gave you the Cliff Notes.

Oh well now that makes NOTHING but sense.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Nobody was holding nothing. I forgot to mention that. I just gave you the Cliff Notes.

Cliff notes - pshaw.....I think I'm NOTHING but interested in hearing the full story on this -

[tomwed]

Originally Posted by fw102807

You are a hoot Nucky maybe you should look into that Grey Owl club might be NOTHING but right up your island.

Nucky, if you look into the 50 Shades of Grey Owl Club and it costs nothing to join, let me know.

[tomwed]

Originally Posted by Abby10

Cliff notes - pshaw.....I think I'm NOTHING but interested in hearing the full story on this -

I'm working on a mini-series about the exciting life of a Villager. The title for the first episode is "I heard a Knock on the Door and it Turned Out to be Nobody Holding Nothing." Right now I'm just working on the titles.

[tomwed]

Episode 2 "Nothin[g] Muffin Recipes --- Gluten Free and Not Too Filling"

You guys need to all go take a nap. I am getting NOTHING done!

[Abby10]

Holy Smokes! You guys are having a blast on here today. Well, here's something I just got from a friend that is perfect for NOTHING. Ironically, my husband just sat down with me yesterday to explain this deep thinking phenomenon in retired men, so even more apropos for my situation. And here I thought he was just making an excuse for doing NOTHING instead of what I thought he should be doing.......

It's entitled, "RETIRED MEN-----DEEP THINKERS???"

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "NOTHING."

The reason I said "NOTHING" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.


(Disclaimer: NOTHING capitalized solely for this thread.)

Originally Posted by Abby10

Holy Smokes! You guys are having a blast on here today. Well, here's something I just got from a friend that is perfect for NOTHING. Ironically, my husband just sat down with me yesterday to explain this deep thinking phenomenon in retired men, so even more apropos for my situation. And here I thought he was just making an excuse for doing NOTHING instead of what I thought he should be doing.......

It's entitled, "RETIRED MEN-----DEEP THINKERS???"

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "NOTHING."

The reason I said "NOTHING" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.


(Disclaimer: NOTHING capitalized solely for this thread.)

Actually I might be better off saying NOTHING about this.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Nucky, if you look into the 50 Shades of Grey Owl Club and it costs nothing to join, let me know.

I let my hair grow for the first time in 10 years since July 1st. Flowing locks of multi color hair that I couldn’t stand. Just back from the Barbershop and look like Uncle Fester or One Butt Cheek.

I will let you know tomwed. I have a feeling you and me together may include NOTHING but bail!

What numeric age must one be to be an Owl or are we talking street smarts?

[Abby10]

Since I have to go to my paid job tomorrow, I must finish my NOTHING work today. So here is your priority list, Kommander, for your return home tomorrow -

1) NOTHING, NOTHING, no NOTHING comes before your wife. Greet her, spend time with her before doing anything else because she missed you even more than NOTHING did. You might just want to stop by briefly to let us know you got home safe.

2) Get a good night's sleep.

3) After your morning coffee and a shout out to NOTHING, take a look outside and see if your massive NOTHING yard needs mowed. Hopefully someone else did that for you. If so, take the day off, rest, spend quality time with your better half.

4) Get a good night's sleep.

5) Check in with work, go in if you have to, and get yourself caught up. Then take a nap. Repeat if necessary.

6) Once all is in order both at home and work, you really have to deal with your massive NOTHING deficit. It is seriously in need of replenishment. If it goes much lower it may crash and burn leaving NOTHING left of NOTHING for us NOTHINGS.

Aside from this, it will be NOTHING but wonderful to welcome you back to the usual NOTHING routine. Whether or not all of us NOTHINGS are in one piece due to your absence is debatable, but we survived nonetheless. home, back to the fold.

And please take note, I really know how to use my NOTHING - lol