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Old 09-19-2019, 07:43 AM
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says NOTHING.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no paper on this side either!"
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Old 09-19-2019, 08:11 AM
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NOTHING has a nice even Steven 392,000 views as of 5:55 AM EST. 9-19-2019.
The NOTHING view for 8:55 AM EST 9/19/2019 is 392, 169.

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Wednesday September 18, 2019 for the NOTHING 24 hour cycle at 8:55 AM--

391, 195.
390, 271.

924 not unique views of NOTHING.
392, 169.
391, 195.

974 views of NOTHING for the 24 hour span 9/18/2019 - 9/19/2019 8:55 AM EST.

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Old 09-19-2019, 10:11 AM
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I accept the consequences of this violation. So what are you going to do about it?

Nothing!
I will punish you with NOTHING but a "Thanks"..
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Old 09-19-2019, 11:38 AM
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I will punish you with NOTHING but a "Thanks"..
Sure am NOTHING but loving the Sixth Season of N.C.I.S.

And it is the actor who plays Ducky's birthday today. https://www.netflix.com/title/70142386
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"NCIS" Silent Night (TV Episode 2008) - Plot Summary - IMDb

A quote about Gibbs and Christmas. And NOTHING.

"What do you get for the guy who has nothing and wants nothing?"
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Old 09-19-2019, 04:04 PM
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Well, it was a big day in the Casa de Nucky Today! It's official, I'm OLD! My hearing aids were installed today and I am so sorry I NOTHING but waited just like I waited when I needed Cadillac Surgery on my I Balls! It really is something else. I can hear feet shuffling on the floor, the sound of a tear of Scotts Hand Towel coming outta the wrapper. Car Keys rattling and stuff that I'm been missing for many moons. There are gonna be many new experiences. My wife has a Beautiful Voice, I found that out today, I also have a Black Eye from mentioning it. She's a Peach She Only Belted Me Twice!

The TV volume went from about the 30 range to about 8. Not too shabby!

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Old 09-19-2019, 09:58 PM
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Well, it was a big day in the Casa de Nucky Today! It's official, I'm OLD! My hearing aids were installed today and I am so sorry I NOTHING but waited just like I waited when I needed Cadillac Surgery on my I Balls! It really is something else. I can hear feet shuffling on the floor, the sound of a toll of Scotts Hand Towel coming outta the wrapper. Car Keys rattling and stuff that I'm been missing for many moons. There are gonna be many new experiences. My wife has a Beautiful Voice, I found that out today, I also have a Black Eye from mentioning it. She's a Peach She Only Belted Me Twice!

The TV volume went from about the 30 range to about 8. Not too shabby!
I'm glad you're happy with your new clarity. Not sure I'm ready yet to hear all the NOTHING I've been missing. I think I might be black and blue all over.. lol
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Old 09-20-2019, 07:13 AM
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Well, it was a big day in the Casa de Nucky Today! It's official, I'm OLD! My hearing aids were installed today and I am so sorry I NOTHING but waited just like I waited when I needed Cadillac Surgery on my I Balls! It really is something else. I can hear feet shuffling on the floor, the sound of a tear of Scotts Hand Towel coming outta the wrapper. Car Keys rattling and stuff that I'm been missing for many moons. There are gonna be many new experiences. My wife has a Beautiful Voice, I found that out today, I also have a Black Eye from mentioning it. She's a Peach She Only Belted Me Twice!

The TV volume went from about the 30 range to about 8. Not too shabby!
My Dad often has the volume way too loud. Has hearing aids but seldom wears them.

Good to hear that you are doing so well with NOTHING but your senses now, Nucky.
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Old 09-20-2019, 07:16 AM
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Think I can make 40,000 posts by Halloween? Probably not even with the help of NOTHING. At 39, 557 before this post. Maybe by Thanksgiving though.
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Old 09-20-2019, 08:22 AM
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The NOTHING view for 8:55 AM EST 9/19/2019 is 392, 169.



392, 169.
391, 195.

974 views of NOTHING for the 24 hour span 9/18/2019 - 9/19/2019 8:55 AM EST.
8:55 AM on 9/20/2019 EST has NOTHING views of

393, 031.

Yesterday's
392, 169.

862 is the Friday morning NOTHING look see count.
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Old 09-20-2019, 08:41 AM
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My Dad often has the volume way too loud. Has hearing aids but seldom wears them.

Good to hear that you are doing so well with NOTHING but your senses now, Nucky.
I know this may be NOTHING but a surprise and I never knew that your ears had anything to do with your balance other than your inner ear but I almost went over like Humpty Nucky several times yesterday after I got the Hearing Eggs!

What a strange sensation and of course I'm the first one to describe it the way I did when I called the hearing Doctor. It lessened as the day wore on but there is going to be a learning curve with these babies. I'm really into it and grateful and encouraged to say the least.

I turned off the Close captioning when watching TV last night. Just great.
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NOTHING will stop me from referring to the plural of "forum" as "fora." Why? Because that is the correct word for the plural of "forum." Once learned, it should not be unlearned.

Ain't words grand?
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NOTHING will stop me from referring to the plural of "forum" as "fora." Why? Because that is the correct word for the plural of "forum." Once learned, it should not be unlearned.

Ain't words grand?
Kind of like alumnus and alumni/alumna and not for NOTHING. It is Latin singulars and plurals. Alumni vs. Alumnus - Everything After Z by Dictionary.com
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My Dad often has the volume way too loud. Has hearing aids but seldom wears them.

Good to hear that you are doing so well with NOTHING but your senses now, Nucky.
My hearing aids do NOTHING for me. I've had (SLOWLY) progressive hearing loss since birth, got my hearing aids only 10 years ago. They're high-tech in-ear aids, with a telephone button that eliminates background noise, blah blah. When they clog up with wax, they act as earplugs. So I have to take them out and clean them in the middle of dinner, or in the check-out when the cashier is trying to ask me something. The battery dies at the worst moments too.

So I just don't bother to wear them now. I'm so used to having "bad" hearing, it's easier to just tell people to face me when they're talking to me so I can read their lips.

Or tell them to ENUNCIATE and speak one word at a time. They don't have to speak louder - just clearer.
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NOTHING will stop me from referring to the plural of "forum" as "fora." Why? Because that is the correct word for the plural of "forum." Once learned, it should not be unlearned.

Ain't words grand?
NOTHING but happy for you..
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