Movement complete, like clockwork. NOTHING but a long Cart Ride on the Schedule for today, Schedules are due to change though. You never know. I'm glad both of yous are here, now we have to get the entire gang here. Let's go!

Urban Dictionary: ghost poop

Looked up "poop" and "NOTHING" and this was near the top of the results.

Okay, I thought I was going to dread going to a baby shower this afternoon. After seeing what you guys have done to this thread I think I'm now happy about it. :ohdear:

See you all later. :wave:

Well babies mean a lot of poop, pee, vomit and the like and not for NOTHING. Never had the pleasure of being a father but am an uncle and great uncle to a lot of kids and do like women with kids. I took care of kids- Tal, Tar, and Zac often when we lived in Rohnert Park, CA; Palm Harbor and once in a while here in the Villages. Have a grand niece graduating from a high school in Reno, Nevada very soon.

Hope you find your NOTHING there... :icon_wink:

NOTHING but too funny Tal

Don't they do NOTHING but a Contest with Baby Diapers at these Gala Events? Tell Me More? :faint:

That's what NOTHING is all about.. We improved your attitude for the baby shower.. No need to thank us.. :1rotfl:

GRANDMA just got her Mother Day Gift from all of the Kids And Holy Crow, NOTHING but the Water Works are on, It is nice. It's a bunch of Decorative Stepping Stones with each of the EXISTING Granchildrens Name on them. The Grandma Stone says Growing Garden...are we on the verge of another announcement?

The Youngest son is also giving it the Old College Try and a Zillion Jokes Come to mind so I'm gonna shut up now.

If I somehow forget I wanna NOTHING but thank all the Mom's, Potential Mom's, Dad's who are also Moms a Happy & Peaceful Uneventful Mothers Day.

I'm waiting for Mrs. Nucky to come around the corner with a suitcase and depart to Boca or Pompano where her Sister just moved to. Her Sister is the greatest, her Husband, not so much. It will NOTHING but make her Mothers Day Complete. Clock's Ticking! What's it gonna be? Yes Or No?:1rotfl:

Yeah, I kind of left it that way hoping to redirect their attention. NOTHING doing obviously....nobody even wants to violate me. :1rotfl:

The best part about this one was it was right across the street. I didn't have to prolong the agony with NOTHING but a long drive home in traffic like everyone else.

I think you might NOTHING but want to rephrase that...

I think a nap would have served me better. I thought for sure after last night's event I would have slept in this morning. NOTHING but woke up at 6am still thinking about what we have to do next before the election in 10 days. The more I thought about it the more I thought what the heck I'm gonna do NOTHING instead. But I think the nap still would have been better - sorry, guys, sometimes you just have to accept you are second place to a nap now that I've developed that fine art.....lol

Speaking of that, this is NOTHING but funny.

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers) . The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree? But neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

It's an event that is only tolerable with alcohol. Other than that watching paint dry would be NOTHING but a better choice.