Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1649048)

Speaking of that, this is NOTHING but funny.

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers) . The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree? But neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1649048)

Speaking of that, this is NOTHING but funny.

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers) . The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree? But neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1649050)

:1rotfl: Nucky's going to love that one.

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1649049)

It's an event that is only tolerable with alcohol. Other than that watching paint dry would be NOTHING but a better choice.

Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1649052)

He's going to NOTHING but love it. :icon_wink:

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1649049)

It's an event that is only tolerable with alcohol. Other than that watching paint dry would be NOTHING but a better choice.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1649048)

Speaking of that, this is NOTHING but funny.

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers) . The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree? But neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1649070)

Then American Woodpeckers must be really NOTHING but confused because I had one pecking our rain gutters the other day. You would have thought that to be impeckable.. lol

Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1649045)

I think you might NOTHING but want to rephrase that...

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1648875)

The story for the California Villages household # who claim to be from that state featured the Sonoma County Sgt Dan Thompson who was recognized for biking 7 miles to work. Sonoma County sheriff’s sergeant named bicycle commuter of the year My parents lived in Sonoma County from 1986-1996 and I visited from Minnesota and lived there from December 1991 through around June of 1996.

The number for CA is 669 households which hail from that state.

Maryland -- 1,529.

Missouri-- 611.

North Carolina-- 713.

Utah-- 24.

Vermont-- 281.

These numbers are from page A4 in The Villages Daily Sun and not for NOTHING.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1649088)

The Villages Daily Sun for today 5/11/2019 has these six states Villages households claiming hometown origin:

Arizona-- 106.

Connecticut-- 1,461.

Georgia-- 915.

Michigan-- 3,057.

West Virginia-- 282.

Wisconsin-- 1,641.

Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1649095)

Hmmm. There's something missing here. Can't quite put my finger on it.. It's probably NOTHING..

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1649110)

We should get there by May 15, 2019 and not for NOTHING.

That is to 300,000 views of absolutely NOTHING. We have 298, 547 as of 10:55 PM EST Saturday Night.