Please reread post 1:

The only requirement in this thread is that you post NOTHING.

Because after all NOTHING is all that really matters.

What could possibly be more than NOTHING? lol

Will do (nothing)

Madonna - Nothing Really Matters (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Sometimes you have to nothing but "push the envelope" -- I've had a lot of success, IMHO.

Besides, what is a Moderator if nothing but you and me and them? Aren't we all the same, despite our differences?

Something.

(Penalty for not using nothing will hereby be graciously accepted)

Yep.. We're all NOTHING.. lol

NOTHING is something so how could something be more than NOTHING?

And here's the proof..

26 more posts.. I bet Abby can knock that much NOTHING out before work tomorrow..

What Is Nothing? Physicists Debate

Wow NOTHING used to seem so simple

Nothing is simple.

NOTHING is only as complicated as you make it.

I'm NOTHING butt Confused.

Outlook started working as mysteriously as it had stopped Whhhhhoooooooo!!!! Russians.

Ok all you sweet Nothings -

I've had way too much Merlot tonight -- more than I've had in a long, long time, so it's off to bed. See y'all in about 3 hours when I get up to pee. LOL

Me too. It's like NOTHING has turned into The Twilight Zone.

Too much merlot? NOTHING like that can be a thing.

You're one funny NOTHING there Merlot Head. Keep up the good work. Glad to see so many people happy and NOTHING better than being surrounded by them. I saw you had some competition on the Joke Thread EH? Mrs. Migratory Humanoid opened up a little bit today.

For Mrs. Barefoooter I have a joke just for you. It's about a 2015 bet that was misunderstood and a Farmers Daughter and Lobsters. It's a little kinky. I better straighten up and fly right! :duck:

Oh yeah, the voice of reason is NOTHING but back. I'm OK now.

NOTHING has a voice of reason?

Up for just a moment and I see all you Nothings are down-for-the-count.

Good night again. My head doesn't feel so good. Hope I can get back to sleep.

My new slogan: "Never again". LOL'ish.

Take a couple aspirin and drink some water. You'll feel NOTHING but better in the morning..

I couldn't or wouldn't watch the Twilight Zone. I'm still trying to get over watching all those Saw Movies with my kids and NOTHING but trying to act like it wasn't killing me. Some really scary stuff. Closet door open, Nightlight on, feet not dangling over the side of the bed. BOOOOOOOOO!

Good morning all,

Despite my over-indulgence last night I'm feeling pretty good except for one thing - there are approx 850 calories and 125 carbs in a bottle of Merlot. And that is not nothing! I should have checked before I had that first glass. Oh well, I will forgive myself since I was "feeling no pain" - literally. LOL but back on the diet wagon immediately.

NOTHING but coughed...all...night...long. With all those drugs I should feel better not worse. WTN!

I NOTHING but feel your pain. I coughed around the clock for 30 years. It became NOTHING but normal. I would stand in line at Walgreens with 2 or 3 bottles of Vick's Cough and ask for 5 packs of Marlboro's and know I was doing wrong but I loved those smokes.

I regret it all.

Mr. FW, I'm not sure if this will work for you but I've tried a double dose of Prednisone and Ginger tea with Honey. It worked for me. This was way after the smoking foolishness stopped which is NOTHING but a Miracle. I miss them though. I think its 5 years this New Years Day and I could go back to it in a second. I really don't know how long it has been since I was stopped but it's the only reason I'm not taking a Dirt Nap Now!

If I could get away with it I would smoke today. It's not worth the hassle or the expense. :pray: I wanna stick around for a little bit longer.

I am not a smoker though just NOTHING but this crappy infection.

I have some lady friends who I have seen smoking and one is a nurse. Not sure why people concerned about the health and welfare of others-- like nurses- would get themselves addicted to nicotine.

Have not seen them smoking in a while though and hope they have quit.

Some older males at the dog park would smoke but they have passed away or stay away now from the Villages' area.

Not for NOTHING that I am glad that you gave up smoking NUCKY. Saw Barefoot and her husband Fireboy last evening briefly but forgot to make a lobster joke.

NOTHING has reached 1000 pages. That's a whole lot of NOTHING. :bigbow::popcorn:

And the 10,000 post is coming up!!!!

Yes and Abby is NOTHING but missing it.

I was sick most of January of 2018 and got almost NOTHING done. Slept for much of that month and I did get one of those flu shots.

That's the thing. I got a flu shot just a couple of weeks ago and now I am sick as a dog. NOTHING but makes you wonder. I did not get one last year and I was fine.

I am NOTHING but doing this

You got it. Way to go bunch of NOTHINGs. That is 10,000 posts and also one now. :bigbow::popcorn:

We NOTHING but did it Tal. Yeah us! :coolsmiley:

We should reach 200,000 views fairly soon on NOTHING.

May I take a guess what the prize is? I hope it’s something great you NOTHING but deserve it. Onward to 20K by Thanksgiving.

This may be A Dopey Thread but it keeps me off the street corners. I’m grateful for all yous NOTHING.