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Abby10 03-04-2018 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1520544)
I am not looking to BEEF with anyone. My real message was if you can't get to Costco then Sam's will fill you up equally as well. Nothing doing with any beefing.

When the kids were younger anytime there was an argument like Coke vs. Pepsi or which bottled water was better we would set up a taste test. Our middle son asked once on a dreary Sunday afternoon, hey dad what did you old people do for fun back in the stone ages? I told him we would shave our head clean or eat Gold Fish. He said he was in but this kid was sharp and asked how much it was worth for each event. I think we settled on $20 for shaving his head and $50 for the Gold Fish trick. He knocked out the haircut in about 15 minutes and it was one of the most memorable laughs of my life. Then it was the Gold Fish. He was having second thoughts but his older brother was sharp and went to the Pet Store and bought 20 fish. By now the entire neighborhood was in our house to watch him execute. He scooped them up in his hands and put them in his mouth and took a few chews before he machine-gunned them out into the kitchen sink. All 20 fish survived and I'm still waiting for my $50 for his inability to eat them all. Nothing but a good memory and now I see them doing this dopey stuff with their children along with staying busy with The Liberty Science Center and all the good places to build great childhood memories. Nothing but proud of them.

Good story. Thanks for sharing. Good times = NOTHING but the best memories.

And Kommander K is right......no beef here, just fun. I do like to stir up W once in awhile though. :duck:

Wiotte 03-04-2018 08:37 PM

The Thread About NOTHING
 
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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1520493)
I'm an "If it ain't broke don't fix it" kind of guy. I've shopped at Costco almost my entire life and have been NOTHING but satisfied.

As a plus, I book our cruises through Costco because they give back a generous amount of their commission as onboard credit. The Caribbean cruise we just went on they kicked back $810. That's NOTHING to shake your head at.



We joined both Costco & BJ’s, both with 3 miles of each other. Found we liked BJ’s better and shopped there 80 % more but we kept the Costco card for the cheap car rental rates.
Crap, had to edit because I left out NOTHING ? lol


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Kenswing 03-04-2018 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1520650)
We joined both Costco & BJ’s, both with 3 miles of each other. Found we liked BJ’s better and shopped there 80 % more but we kept the Costco card for the cheap car rental rates.


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Yes, we also love the rental car deals. The new Costco/Citi Visa is also pretty nice. Picks up comp/collision on the rental car. No foreign transaction fees. Plus they kick back a hefty amount on purchases.
NOTHING better than getting money back for NOTHING..

BTW.. NOTHING violation.. (Retracted.. lol)

Nucky 03-04-2018 10:47 PM

I have a friend in N.J. who works for Costco. He has been there a little over 20 years and was a manager but the got knocked down to something with a forklift and he makes great money. Costco really treats their people great. He stills cries like a little sissy Mary over everything that goes wrong in a job that he's making about $25 per hour on. His medical benefits are fantastic. Not for Nothing but if they ever build one here I'm going to join just to support the workers, why not. As of today, I have belonged to Price Club, B.J.'S, Sam's in Linden N.J. which just closed and my wife said we belonged to Costco in Jersey but I don't remember. Out of all of them, I liked Sam's in Lady Lake because I knew where everything was until they improved the store as of late. I'm about ready to go down there and gets some steaks and start grilling but (deflated feeling) it's too late for it to happen. Nothing again. Damn. :cus: :pepper2:

Wiotte 03-04-2018 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1520673)
I have a friend in N.J. who works for Costco. He has been there a little over 20 years and was a manager but the got knocked down to something with a forklift and he makes great money. Costco really treats their people great. He stills cries like a little sissy Mary over everything that goes wrong in a job that he's making about $25 per hour on. His medical benefits are fantastic. Not for Nothing but if they ever build one here I'm going to join just to support the workers, why not. As of today, I have belonged to Price Club, B.J.'S, Sam's in Linden N.J. which just closed and my wife said we belonged to Costco in Jersey but I don't remember. Out of all of them, I liked Sam's in Lady Lake because I knew where everything was until they improved the store as of late. I'm about ready to go down there and gets some steaks and start grilling but (deflated feeling) it's too late for it to happen. Nothing again. Damn. :cus: :pepper2:



The pizza at Sam’s ain’t half bad either. NOTHING like a Brooklyn slice, but hey, watta ya gonna do.


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Nucky 03-04-2018 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1520679)
The pizza at Sam’s ain’t half bad either. NOTHING like a Brooklyn slice, but hey, watta ya gonna do.


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In the immortal words of a poster, we haven't heard from in a while its true the pizza at Sammy's is Berry Berry Goodly. Big Poppa learned how to speak English/Spanglish rite here on TOTV'S. He is nothing but grateful for the help others have given him with furniture, clothes for his wife and kids and the opportunity a Villager gave him for work 6 days a week. Sunday is for church and family. He also got help and stopped drinking day by day. He said to say hello to all. So this is not Nothing its Something. :pepper2:

Wiotte 03-04-2018 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1520683)
In the immortal words of a poster, we haven't heard from in a while its true the pizza at Sammy's is Berry Berry Goodly. Big Poppa learned how to speak English/Spanglish rite here on TOTV'S. He is nothing but grateful for the help others have given him with furniture, clothes for his wife and kids and the opportunity a Villager gave him for work 6 days a week. Sunday is for church and family. He also got help and stopped drinking day by day. He said to say hello to all. So this is not Nothing its Something. :pepper2:



I know NOTHING of whom you speak but in the words of the immortal Steve Martin...”God loves a working man.”
As well as... “'I’m not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?”


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Nucky 03-05-2018 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1520687)
I know NOTHING of whom you speak but in the words of the immortal Steve Martin...”God loves a working man.”
As well as... “'I’m not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?”


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Big Poppa or Big Daddy about 6 months ago was a frequent poster on the political forum. Berry Berry badly pronunciation ob the English language. Berry Berry Berry not goodly. :oops: :loco:

jsw14 03-05-2018 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1520706)
Big Poppa or Big Daddy about 6 months ago was a frequent poster on the political forum. Berry Berry badly pronunciation ob the English language. Berry Berry Berry not goodly. :oops: :loco:

Now thats a BIG NOTHING Violation Nucky... :oops:

Abby10 03-05-2018 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1520706)
Big Poppa or Big Daddy about 6 monthhI ts ago was a frequent poster on the political forum. Berry Berry badly pronunciation ob the English language. Berry Berry goodly. :oops: :loco:

NOTHING violation, but no worries because you have me intrigued.

I remember Big Poppa but I thought he was the alter ego of someone else - am I right, or NOTHING but wrong? And is it who I'm thinking it is??

Oops, I see jsw14 beat me to the NOTHING violation. Good job. W would like yours better anyway cuz he thinks I'm too lenient on the violations.

Nucky 03-05-2018 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jsw14 (Post 1520715)
Now thats a BIG NOTHING Violation Nucky... :oops:

Drats, Drats and double Drats you snagged me. If you ever saw a post by Big Poppa it took a good imagination to understand his Nothing like English Nothing like Spanish. Something in the middle. It wasn't even Spanglish! :loco::oops::jester:

Wiotte 03-05-2018 09:39 PM

When NOTHING happens in NOTHINGVILLE are NOTHINGS doing NOTHING ? So, another righteous bump for NOTHING.



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Abby10 03-05-2018 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1520989)
When NOTHING happens in NOTHINGVILLE are NOTHINGS doing NOTHING ? So, another righteous bump for NOTHING.



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The answer is no. I've been busy with more than NOTHING. I felt like I hated work today. Is that a sign it's time to give it up and move to southern NOTHINGVILLE?

Wiotte 03-05-2018 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1520991)
The answer is no. I've been busy with more than NOTHING. I felt like I hated work today. Is that a sign it's time to give it up and move to southern NOTHINGVILLE?



The short answer is yes. The longer answer is NOTHING.


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Nucky 03-05-2018 11:18 PM

The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.

Wiotte 03-05-2018 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521006)
The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.



I’d like to know how we’re supposed to get the gator meat from Costco to The Villages without it getting gamey. NOTHING worse than bad gator meat, yuck !


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Wiotte 03-05-2018 11:42 PM

The Thread About NOTHING
 
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NOTHING

Abby10 03-06-2018 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521006)
The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.

Nucky, you are quite the story teller - real AND imagined. :clap2: Too funny. I wouldn't even know how to add on to that. Some people, like you, have the gift and some of us have NOTHING, like me - :sigh:

But, please, keep the stories coming!

jsw14 03-06-2018 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521006)
The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.

Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....:a20:

Abby10 03-06-2018 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jsw14 (Post 1521254)
Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....:a20:

The 2 of you could write a book.......NOTHING but tall tales. :D

jsw14 03-06-2018 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1521267)
The 2 of you could write a book.......NOTHING but tall tales. :D

Title of the book should be >>> "NOTHING But Gator Tales".... :wave:

Kenswing 03-06-2018 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1521267)
The 2 of you could write a book.......NOTHING but tall tales. :D

I think they both have PHD's

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Deeper

NOTHING but sunshine today with a high of 50..

Nucky 03-06-2018 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jsw14 (Post 1521254)
Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....:a20:

JSW14, who has no teeth in the opening act? Is it the aggilator or is it da Gator Wrestler? If I said to you the old grey mare ain't what he used to be would you accept that as a fun fact or dissect it to point out a mare is a female horse? By the way if I fell off the deep end it would result in a sinkhole or a tsunami. It would be more than Nothing. A whole lot to consider.

Hey W. When your rebuilding the Cheby Motor Man just put a little grill on the side to warm up the gator so you have a source for snacks on the way back on your Sunday rides. Better than Nothing right?

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1521278)
I think they both have PHD's



Piled

Higher and

Deeper



NOTHING but sunshine today with a high of 50..



Justified weather reports are NOTHING.


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Nucky 03-06-2018 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1521282)
Justified weather reports are NOTHING.


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I resemble that remark.:sigh:

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:40 PM

The Thread About NOTHING
 
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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521283)
I resemble that remark.:sigh:



Zero tolerance policy enforcement...NOTHING VIOLATION


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Abby10 03-06-2018 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521283)
I resemble that remark.:sigh:

You might resemble this too -

NOTHING violation!! :1rotfl:

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1521292)
You might resemble this too -



NOTHING violation!! :1rotfl:



Good one NOTHING [emoji41]


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Nucky 03-06-2018 08:45 PM

I am Nothing but distracted and got busted again. Triple Nippy Drats! Never Again. Good Night yous Nothingburgers!

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:47 PM

When the doc steps out from the exam room for a few seconds, this NOTHING dares a selfie.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...f94362840c.jpg


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Kenswing 03-06-2018 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1521292)
You might resemble this too -

NOTHING violation!! :1rotfl:

A NOTHING smackdown from the Den Mother.. lol

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521295)
I am Nothing but distracted and got busted again. Triple Nippy Drats! Never Again. Good Night yous Nothingburgers!



Nitey night Nucky NOTHING


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Abby10 03-06-2018 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1521278)
I think they both have PHD's

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NOTHING but sunshine today with a high of 50..

Glad to hear you had some good weather.

We have NOTHING but a blizzard headed our way tomorrow. Luckily none of us here have to go into work. That was a relief since my commute without traffic or weather issues is an hour each way as it is. Also a relief knowing my loved ones won't be on the road either.

Btw, Nucky, how did your family make out up north last weekend? We still had people around here without power as of yesterday and this storm looks like it could be more of the same because of how heavy the snow will be. They're saying as much as 2 inches an hour at times.

NOTHING but hating my job yesterday and a bad winter this year to boot - what the heck am I still doing here?!? :confused:

Wiotte 03-06-2018 11:28 PM

As of 23:30 EST




















NOTHING


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Wiotte 03-07-2018 12:08 AM

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Still NOTHING




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Kenswing 03-07-2018 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1521348)
As of 00:08


Still NOTHING




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Here's some NOTHING.. Happy now?

Nucky 03-07-2018 07:32 AM

NOTHING doing now. Back for an early nap!

Wiotte 03-07-2018 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521384)
NOTHING doing now. Back for an early nap!



Yikes ! I just woke up, NOTHING for me to do but work on the NOTHINGmobile.


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Abby10 03-07-2018 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1521388)
Yikes ! I just woke up, NOTHING for me to do but work on the NOTHINGmobile.


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You're up and at 'em early. When I saw the "Yikes" I thought you were going to say you woke up to NOTHING but snow - now that would be a real "Yikes" down there.

Well that's what I woke up to this morning and I said "Yikes" because it wasn't supposed to start until 10am. Guess we'll be getting 12 inches instead of 3 after all. So how about if I send some down your way so you'll have something else to do?

Wiotte 03-07-2018 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1521404)
You're up and at 'em early. When I saw the "Yikes" I thought you were going to say you woke up to NOTHING but snow - now that would be a real "Yikes" down there.



Well that's what I woke up to this morning and I said "Yikes" because it wasn't supposed to start until 10am. Guess we'll be getting 12 inches instead of 3 after all. So how about if I send some down your way so you'll have something else to do?



Nah, I’ve got enough work shoveling the sunshine. Maybe you’d like some of my NOTHINGshine ?


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