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Kenswing 05-09-2019 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1648453)
With a shovel in hand, all some can dew is nothing but dig them self deeper and deeper into a hole.

Work NOTHING but smarter, not harder.. I use an excavator.. lol

dewilson58 05-09-2019 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1648492)
Work NOTHING but smarter, not harder.. I use an excavator.. lol




Everyone needs to be an excavator on ToTV, somethings there is nothing but BS being posted.


:MOJE_whot:

Nucky 05-09-2019 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1648495)
Everyone needs to be an excavator on ToTV, somethings there is nothing but BS being posted.


:MOJE_whot:

It all started with a missed NOTHING. Simple as that. If getting caught with your NOTHING down or off doesn't sting a little well I just don't know. Thank's, Komatsu PC - 8000-6 Signing off till later.

It's Beautiful out there today Huh!?

Taltarzac725 05-09-2019 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648507)
It all started with a missed NOTHING. Simple as that. If getting caught with your NOTHING down or off doesn't sting a little well I just don't know. Thank's, Komatsu PC - 8000-6 Signing off till later.

It's Beautiful out there today Huh!?

The A4 Villages Daily Sun 5/09/2019 household state of claimed origin numbers are:

Ohio-- 3,229.

New Hampshire-- 782.

Missouri-- 611.

Michigan-- 3,057.

Iowa-- 422.

Delaware-- 309.

And remember that The Villages Daily Sun staff more than likely look at NOTHING on Talk of the Villages. Or you can e-mail them to get them to take a look at it. The same with the Lake, Sumter and Marion libraries and sheriffs' departments.

I do e-mail or Facebook with some or all of these or have in the past.

:welcome:

Nucky 05-09-2019 02:09 PM

I got stung by a NOTHING??? at the pool. Those Love Bug's are really something else. Pat our snake is very busy with the Geckos. Our other snake Sammy is Missing in Action!

Abby10 05-09-2019 03:11 PM

Okay, I have to break my trend because this is the only place I know where to get an answer about something.......I mean NOTHING.

So my husband was going to run an errand for me for this event we're having tomorrow night. He started to contest the items I had written on the list I gave him and I replied just get what's on the list......his answer, much to my surprise, was "yes dear" and out the door he went.

Well, he just got back and what he brought home was NOTHING like what was on my list. So dear guru, Nucky, does that "yes dear" count? :mad:

BK001 05-09-2019 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1648574)
Okay, I have to break my trend because this is the only place I know where to get an answer about something.......I mean NOTHING.

So my husband was going to run an errand for me for this event we're having tomorrow night. He started to contest the items I had written on the list I gave him and I replied just get what's on the list......his answer, much to my surprise, was "yes dear" and out the door he went.

Well, he just got back and what he brought home was NOTHING like what was on my list. So dear guru, Nucky, does that "yes dear" count? :mad:

Oh Abby, you nothing but must watch this:

Jeanne Robertson Explains Why You Never Send A Man To The Grocery Store

Things could be worse! LOL

Barefoot 05-09-2019 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648555)
I got stung by a NOTHING??? at the pool. Those Love Bug's are really something else. Pat our snake is very busy with the Geckos. Our other snake Sammy is Missing in Action!

Do love bugs sting?
I know NOTHING about love bugs because they come after we leave and before we return.
Nucky, you name your snakes?

Kenswing 05-09-2019 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1648574)
Okay, I have to break my trend because this is the only place I know where to get an answer about something.......I mean NOTHING.

So my husband was going to run an errand for me for this event we're having tomorrow night. He started to contest the items I had written on the list I gave him and I replied just get what's on the list......his answer, much to my surprise, was "yes dear" and out the door he went.

Well, he just got back and what he brought home was NOTHING like what was on my list. So dear guru, Nucky, does that "yes dear" count? :mad:

Yes Dear is what we say just to avoid an argument. It really means NOTHING.. :1rotfl:

Kenswing 05-09-2019 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1648596)
Do love bugs sting?
I know NOTHING about love bugs because they come after we leave and before we return.
Nucky, you name your snakes?

Doesn't everyone? A snake is NOTHING without a name.. lol

Nucky 05-09-2019 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1648574)
Okay, I have to break my trend because this is the only place I know where to get an answer about something.......I mean NOTHING.

So my husband was going to run an errand for me for this event we're having tomorrow night. He started to contest the items I had written on the list I gave him and I replied just get what's on the list......his answer, much to my surprise, was "yes dear" and out the door he went.

Well, he just got back and what he brought home was NOTHING like what was on my list. So dear guru, Nucky, does that "yes dear" count? :mad:

IT NOTHING but depends? Are you sending the Crappolla that he came home with back to Da Store? If you keep it then that was a beautifully played Check & Mate on The Classic Yes Dear Manifesto!

Now it's up to you if you want to challenge him to a Duel? What say You? Let Your Heart Not Be Troubled. I would Counter With The Old Thank You, Dear! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: You are killing me!

We have a new Hobby! N.A.P.S. I'm built for them and so is Mrs. Nucky. It's the Sheets & the Animal Magnetism! :blahblahblah:

Nucky 05-09-2019 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1648596)
Do love bugs sting?
I know NOTHING about love bugs because they come after we leave and before we return.
Nucky, you name your snakes?

It just sorta happened. The second day we NOTHING but lived in this home when we got home from Publix a snake went flying across our driveway at Breakneck Speed and into the bushes. Then within seconds, we see a second on so I quickly named then Sammy after a great pal in Jersey and Pat after one of two secretarial, paperwork people at the place we worked at before we got together.

To my amazement it NOTHING but disarmed Mrs. Nucky. She actually smiled. She was scared to death about moving to this foreign land that I had discovered, I'm too big to be Christopher Columbus. Then Snakey Poos on top of this? I thought we'd be headed North momentarily. We don't bother them and they work all the time and have gotten longer but not bigger around really. If we are lucky to get another snake or two I already have the names picked out. Sorry gotta keep Yous in Suspense.

Sammy & Pat are cool as hell. They sun themselves from time to time on the walkway from the driveway to the Lanai. Remember GE was going to send me a bag of snakes? Don't need the snakes, I've got two on the job. They live in the center of the next door neighbors landscaping. :mademyday:

Nucky 05-09-2019 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1648593)
Oh Abby, you nothing but must watch this:

Jeanne Robertson Explains Why You Never Send A Man To The Grocery Store

Things could be worse! LOL

BK I don't resemble this in any way shape or form. If I NOTHING but Clearly, Chrystallly Clearly understand my Mission then I come home with EXACTLY what's on the list. I'm Whipped and I Like it. I Love Shopping for everything alone because then it is not a "Feel & Fondle Mission" and if the Item Doesn't have to be a specific Name Brand I can instantly Calculate the Very best deal on an item unless its a Personal Item and then Price has no Bearing on it. It's then a matter of Fulfilling the Order Like a Robot @ Amazon. I'm Robot 2F = Too Fat!

I am so happy to wake up to everyone mixing it up on here. It was desperate today we were down to the bottom of the Barrell. Me and Mr. Dependable my Counselor, Talsy Walsy. I thought he was going serious for a minute but we've been Pal's too long for that to ever happen again. You are not the bottom of the Barrell your our Statistician and the Cream Of The Crop! :pray:

Nucky 05-09-2019 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1648596)
Do love bugs sting?
I know NOTHING about love bugs because they come after we leave and before we return.
Nucky, you name your snakes?

I got NOTHING but really nailed by whatever bit me here in Jurassic Park. I went to the Dr and I got a shot of Something and some Cortisone 10 cream which is really NOTHING. I got Ascared cause my eye started closing. I got bit on the head on the side and near my nose and on my lip. Berry Berry unusual situation fo me! I'm back to much better tonight.

Some lady in her Early 80's yesterday was the Funniest Thing Ever. I asked her if she was OK because she was in the deep end staring at the water for about 20 minutes. She is a usually quiet reserved person and always very polite and nice to be around. She said she was watching Love Bugs Do Their Thing and drew a crowd as she described things you never ever would think would come from this Chuch Ladies Mouf about Love Bugs Loving! What a little Comedian. How Cute but I think when she realized the attention she drew she was a little Miffled. Miffled = Baffled & Miffed No Nucky DeCoder Ring Needed. :ohdear:

Abby10 05-09-2019 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1648598)
Yes Dear is what we say just to avoid an argument. It really means NOTHING.. :1rotfl:

You could have told me about that beforehand, you good for NOTHING, NOTHING.....

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648602)
IT NOTHING but depends? Are you sending the Crappolla that he came home with back to Da Store? If you keep it then that was a beautifully played Check & Mate on The Classic Yes Dear Manifesto!

Now it's up to you if you want to challenge him to a Duel? What say You? Let Your Heart Not Be Troubled. I would Counter With The Old Thank You, Dear! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: You are killing me!

We have a new Hobby! N.A.P.S. I'm built for them and so is Mrs. Nucky. It's the Sheets & the Animal Magnetism! :blahblahblah:

Okay, so now here's the rest of the story as told by him. :ohdear: He says he actually did give my list to "the lady" at the store who proceeded to tell him, "You don't want that, here try this instead" as she proceeds to practically get him drunk. It was a wine and liquor store and she had him tasting all kinds of stuff! Oh my goodness......so pardon my absence for a few hours but I had to go down to that store and NOTHING but whoop that lady for not being a team player. :boxing2: :1rotfl:

Not really, I just said "okay, dear, no problem, it's your party anyway and if people complain I'll just tell them I had NOTHING to do with it.........as I stare you down". Sorry, Nucky, I start out with the right words but I always forget to put a hold on the sarcasm that often follows. :duck:

Nucky 05-09-2019 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1648618)
You could have told me about that beforehand, you good for NOTHING, NOTHING.....



Okay, so now here's the rest of the story as told by him. :ohdear: He says he actually did give my list to "the lady" at the store who proceeded to tell him, "You don't want that, here try this instead" as she proceeds to practically get him drunk. It was a wine and liquor store and she had him tasting all kinds of stuff! Oh my goodness......so pardon my absence for a few hours but I had to go down to that store and NOTHING but whoop that lady for not being a team player. :boxing2: :1rotfl:

Not really, I just said "okay, dear, no problem, it's your party anyway and if people complain I'll just tell them I had NOTHING to do with it.........as I stare you down". Sorry, Nucky, I start out with the right words but I always forget to put a hold on the sarcasm that often follows. :duck:

Whatayagonnado? It's NOTHING if you negotiated you way Hoof & Antler free on the way Home from the Land O' Boozers!:1rotfl::1rotfl: Time will tell if the adjusted list is good or not. Sounds like its time for a Nap In Pennsy! Whoopdie Do! :clap2:

Only one little valuable partner is missin rite now. FW Come out Come Out Wherever you are. "Voice from Cape Fear" :ohdear:

fw102807 05-09-2019 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648619)
Whatayagonnado? It's NOTHING if you negotiated you way Hoof & Antler free on the way Home from the Land O' Boozers!:1rotfl::1rotfl: Time will tell if the adjusted list is good or not. Sounds like its time for a Nap In Pennsy! Whoopdie Do! :clap2:

Only one little valuable partner is missin rite now. FW Come out Come Out Wherever you are. "Voice from Cape Fear" :ohdear:

We've been out having dinner at NOTHING but one of your favorite places down in Brownwood. I won't say the name but it starts with B and ends with fin. Over and out.

dewilson58 05-09-2019 08:08 PM

Just grilled some Cajun catfish and corn-on-the-cob out back. Sometime I like to put nothing on the corn, but tonight butter and some Texas hot sauce.


Going to love that fiber tomorrow.


:ohdear:

Taltarzac725 05-09-2019 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1648630)
We've been out having dinner at NOTHING but one of your favorite places down in Brownwood. I won't say the name but it starts with B and ends with fin. Over and out.

Still have not been there but will soon and I hope not for NOTHING.

Taltarzac725 05-09-2019 10:13 PM

Dumb Family Feud Family - YouTube

For anyone NOTHING but needing a laugh. :popcorn:

Nucky 05-09-2019 10:29 PM

Just got NOTHING but home from Neighborhood Market out near Colony and looking at a couple of New Love Shacks that Mrs. Nucky saw in her travels today??? Things have been to calm. Here we go. Big Dr. on Monday and then Fingers Crossed, We're back in action! The B-52's - "Love Shack" (Official Music Video) - YouTube

No doubt there our little missing link, or is it pattie???? I have to divert away from The Blue Fin so I don't Burn Out on it from going there too much? Do Dat make Sense? I love that place, you don't get a gigantic Greek Diner amount of food but it's so good you come away satisfied every time. One of our former Male Food Critics would have loved that joint so much. I hope he's doing good wherever he is! Good Night you big bunch of NOTHING'S.

By the way if they were open now I'd go. I'm set for Scallops, lots of 'em.

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648657)
Just got NOTHING but home from Neighborhood Market out near Colony and looking at a couple of New Love Shacks that Mrs. Nucky saw in her travels today??? Things have been to calm. Here we go. Big Dr. on Monday and then Fingers Crossed, We're back in action! The B-52's - "Love Shack" (Official Music Video) - YouTube

No doubt there our little missing link, or is it pattie???? I have to divert away from The Blue Fin so I don't Burn Out on it from going there too much? Do Dat make Sense? I love that place, you don't get a gigantic Greek Diner amount of food but it's so good you come away satisfied every time. One of our former Male Food Critics would have loved that joint so much. I hope he's doing good wherever he is! Good Night you big bunch of NOTHING'S.

By the way if they were open now I'd go. I'm set for Scallops, lots of 'em.

I wonder if Pentatonix sing that song? And for NOTHING.

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1648671)
I wonder if Pentatonix sing that song? And for NOTHING.

[OFFICIAL VIDEO] Imagine - Pentatonix - YouTube

This one is good for NOTHING. Or for the NOTHINGS.

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 06:28 AM

Whole Heart (Hold Me Now) [Live] - Hillsong UNITED - YouTube

Us NOTHINGs might like this. I do have friends of many other faiths than my Christian one. God can be found in many ways.

fw102807 05-10-2019 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648657)
Just got NOTHING but home from Neighborhood Market out near Colony and looking at a couple of New Love Shacks that Mrs. Nucky saw in her travels today??? Things have been to calm. Here we go. Big Dr. on Monday and then Fingers Crossed, We're back in action! The B-52's - "Love Shack" (Official Music Video) - YouTube

No doubt there our little missing link, or is it pattie???? I have to divert away from The Blue Fin so I don't Burn Out on it from going there too much? Do Dat make Sense? I love that place, you don't get a gigantic Greek Diner amount of food but it's so good you come away satisfied every time. One of our former Male Food Critics would have loved that joint so much. I hope he's doing good wherever he is! Good Night you big bunch of NOTHING'S.

By the way if they were open now I'd go. I'm set for Scallops, lots of 'em.

Are you kidding I thought there was a ton of food and none of us could eat it all. I did have the scallops and they were big and juicy and delicious. Had NOTHING for dessert because we were so full. Great place.

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1648682)
Are you kidding I thought there was a ton of food and none of us could eat it all. I did have the scallops and they were big and juicy and delicious. Had NOTHING for dessert because we were so full. Great place.

Have scallops at Bonefish Grill often. They are NOTHING but tasty.

They seemed to have dumped the pork I liked so much though.

Quote:

Georges Bank Scallops & Shrimp
a classic Bonefish Grill favorite. The bold and savory flavor of Sea Scallops paired with sweet jumbo shrimp and topped with your choice of our signature sauces.

Nucky 05-10-2019 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1648674)
[OFFICIAL VIDEO] Imagine - Pentatonix - YouTube

This one is good for NOTHING. Or for the NOTHINGS.

I get it, Poppa, consider me NOTHING but served. I'm NOTHING but Chill-a-fied. It's gonna be a great day today, I can feel it. :a040: 2 Doctor Appointments. Can't
wait.

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648700)
I get it, Poppa, consider me NOTHING but served. I'm NOTHING but Chill-a-fied. It's gonna be a great day today, I can feel it. :a040: 2 Doctor Appointments. Can't
wait.

Have a great day, Nucky. And not for NOTHING. A great friend for a long time had cancer surgery yesterday and it went well. So, today is looking up. And another friend's granddaughter graduates from college Monday.

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 07:54 AM

Avengers: Endgame (2019) - Rotten Tomatoes

And if the NOTHINGs get a chance, go see this movie. I am going to see it a 2nd time soon. And pay attention to the first few minutes which had me when they said "Hello". You Had Me at Hello - Jerry Maguire (7/8) Movie CLIP (1996) HD - YouTube

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1648481)
296, 559.
295, 427.

I had to check these numbers and not for NOTHING. We have 1,132 views for the 24 hour cycle from 5/8/2019 through 5/9/2019 8:55 AM EST.

That's a lot of NOTHING views.

297, 357.
296, 559.

798 views of NOTHING in the 8:55 AM EST 5/9 to 5/10/2019 24 hour cycle. :coolsmiley:

Barefoot 05-10-2019 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648604)
Then Snakey Poos on top of this? I thought we'd be headed North momentarily. We don't bother them and they work all the time and have gotten longer but not bigger around really. If we are lucky to get another snake or two I already have the names picked out. Sorry gotta keep Yous in Suspense. Sammy & Pat are cool as hell. They sun themselves from time to time on the walkway from the driveway to the Lanai.

Good for you, naming your snakes. I hope you are NOTHING but "lucky" enough to get more snakes.
We had a family of snakes living under our air conditioner.
We have a pond nearby, and I'm told that we probably have rats from the pond site.
We left the snake family there because I hear they are NOTHING but efficient at devouring rats.

Nucky 05-10-2019 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1648737)
Good for you, naming your snakes. I hope you are NOTHING but "lucky" enough to get more snakes.
We had a family of snakes living under our air conditioner.
We have a pond nearby, and I'm told that we probably have rats from the pond site.
We left the snake family there because I hear they are NOTHING but efficient at devouring rats.

I guess I could actually use some more Snakes. I'm NOTHING but bad at remembering names though, now that I'm a True Villager. Wow, it's still amazing everyday Barefoot cause I don't take NOTHING for granted. Remember what a hassle it was to get outta the North? Tough times but worth all of it. :clap2:

Nucky 05-10-2019 02:30 PM

TONIGHT is the bestest show on all of TV. The Blacklist! Should be NOTHING but a big thriller! Sorry, it had to end this way.

I think Mr. Kaplan, The Cleaner will show up soon! Just a Hunch! Beat the rush and get all your NOTHING'S in b/4 Showtime!

Ebb & Flow! We are Ebbing!

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648773)
TONIGHT is the bestest show on all of TV. The Blacklist! Should be NOTHING but a big thriller! Sorry, it had to end this way.

I think Mr. Kaplan, The Cleaner will show up soon! Just a Hunch! Beat the rush and get all your NOTHING'S in b/4 Showtime!

Ebb & Flow! We are Ebbing!

I thought they killed her off in the show and not for NOTHING.

Megan Boone is the granddaughter of the Founder of the Villages, Harold Schwartz. Or something like that.

Barefoot 05-10-2019 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1648744)
Wow, it's still amazing everyday Barefoot cause I don't take NOTHING for granted.
Remember what a hassle it was to get outta the North? Tough times but worth all of it.

We are still in the north, so Nucky, you are NOTHING but a lucky duck!
Canadians are only permitted to spent limited time in the USA (courtesy of the USA Immigration Department).
We feel blessed that we have a home in The Villages and get to spend winters in this paradise.
NOTHING would make us happier than to be able to stay longer in the US, however Canadians are limited to 182 days.

Kenswing 05-10-2019 03:41 PM

I got NOTHING today. Time for a nap..

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1648785)
We are still in the north, so Nucky, you are NOTHING but a lucky duck!
Canadians are only permitted to spent limited time in the USA (courtesy of the USA Immigration Department).
We feel blessed that we have a home in The Villages and get to spend winters in this paradise.
NOTHING would make us happier than to be able to stay longer in the US, however Canadians are limited to 182 days.

I would not mind soaking up the culture in Toronto for a few months but this would have to be in November-January. It probably never gets as cold as the Twin Cities during that same period. But I hear that Minneapolis has about 9.5 miles of bridges between buildings and over streets and not for NOTHING. When I was there they were only a couple of these.

Minneapolis Skyway Guide | Meet Minneapolis

One thing. I am probably creating quite the buzz all over the Twin Cities of late with the help of my various friends made over the past 45 years or so as well as my 30th U of MN Law School Re-Union a few weeks ago. Many of my Facebook connections are in Minnesota.

fw102807 05-10-2019 04:48 PM

We had a great afternoon at the Polo Field in the VIP section compliments of our awesome Villages Sales Agent Kathy Ward. NOTHING but still making us feel special 3 years later. :coolsmiley:

Taltarzac725 05-10-2019 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1648812)
We had a great afternoon at the Polo Field in the VIP section compliments of our awesome Villages Sales Agent Kathy Ward. NOTHING but still making us feel special 3 years later. :coolsmiley:

They used to have NOTHING but great hot dogs. Have only been to two of these polo games during the almost 14 years we have been in the Villages. We moved in June of 2005 from Palm Harbor, FL.

fw102807 05-10-2019 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1648813)
They used to have NOTHING but great hot dogs. Have only been to two of these polo games during the almost 14 years we have been in the Villages. We moved in June of 2005 from Palm Harbor, FL.

So fun, we had pulled pork, cole slaw and the most delicious cookies all from Katie Belles. This was our first polo game but it was so fun we plan on going back again in the fall when they start up again. Getting to be NOTHING but too hot now.


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