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Kenswing 11-12-2018 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598361)
So, fw, now that you got me going on this "Turtle" thing, what are the answers to these 2 questions (from the website, not my questions :ohdear:) -

What is a four letter word ending in K that means to have intercourse?
What is it on a man that is round and hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?

Hopefully when K signs on this morning he will know what we're talking about here. If not, he'll think I finally went over the edge. Don't blame me, K, fw made me look it up. I'm NOTHING but innocent...........and curious.

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598372)
What is a four letter word ending in K that means to have intercourse? Talk
What is it on a man that is round and hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? His head

Just a lot of NOTHING

I'm sure you've figured out that those look NOTHING like the answers I would have come up with.. lol

Abby10 11-12-2018 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598372)
What is a four letter word ending in K that means to have intercourse? Talk
What is it on a man that is round and hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? His head

Just a lot of NOTHING

Sometimes I don't think you belong on NOTHING because you know everything - lol. I did get the first one but that was it.

Btw, don't take the you don't belong on NOTHING seriously. If you left I would literally cry........

Kenswing 11-12-2018 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598258)
I woke up this morning with pink eye. I feel like NOTHING but a walking germ factory.

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1598280)
What did we do wrong? Are we being NOTHING but punished. I grabbed my eye drops last night and was saved from a mistake by my Nurse, :1rotfl: , I almost put some old eardrops (thrown out now) in my eye. Mrs. Nucky saved me from me again! :clap2:

You guys are supposed to be getting better, not adding to the sick NOTHINGS you already have. Get better. That's an order..

fw102807 11-12-2018 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598377)
Sometimes I don't think you belong on NOTHING because you know everything - lol. I did get the first one but that was it.

Btw, don't take the you don't belong on NOTHING seriously. If you left I would literally cry........

I am NOTHING but a walking encyclopedia of useless information.

Abby10 11-12-2018 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598376)
I'm sure you've figured out that those look NOTHING like the answers I would have come up with.. lol

Yeah, yeah, I know......you would have come up with the same answers my husband did. NOTHING new there :ohdear:

Abby10 11-12-2018 11:07 AM

Unfortunately my NOTHING playtime is done. I have to go to you know where.......

Kenswing 11-12-2018 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1598383)
Unfortunately my NOTHING playtime is done. I have to go to you know where.......

The bathroom? NOTHING will wait.. lol

Abby10 11-12-2018 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1598384)
The bathroom? NOTHING will wait.. lol

If I was retired it would be NOTHING but a nap, but since I'm not it's work. See you all later. Rest up sick NOTHINGS.

Nucky 11-12-2018 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1598326)
Mannerly Me is making me say, “Please pardon me for sticking my nose in here.”

But, Nosy Me is making me ask this question because I am nothing but just plain curious about something.

This question is for Nucky:

Dear Nucky,

Did your high school English teacher ever spot how creative and clever your writing can be?

Nosily and sincerely,
Mrs. Boomer, Room 101

How do Mrs. Boomerroonie! It funny but the High School English teacher was also the Typing Teacher so we cut a deal. He would pass me in typing if I kept my wrist's from slouching down onto the keyboard and he would give extra credit work which I ate up. Good grades were financially rewarded at our house. So he passed me in typing because I tried so hard in English. I loved the English Class because the Teacher, Mr. Edmunds kept it interesting. Sounds nuts but its true.

When real life kicked in I had to find a way to speak with people who did not speak a da English to Goodly. The thing is never ever making them nervous or you are finished and just finding a common ground to start at. My English is really Spanglish. I even think in NOTHING but Spanglish. It helps Mrs. Boomer that I usually have the patience of two saints. :pray:

I love to think outside the box and be creative but I have to be careful because I don't want to offend anyone except one person. If it (he or she) was standing next to a pool burning I wouldn't push it in to put it out. I would NOTHING but let it burn! :blahblahblah:

We are here to have NOTHING but fun and oh boy would you be a Great Addition to the gang. Peace Out Mrs. Boomer, don't take any Wooden Nickels! :1rotfl:

Nucky 11-12-2018 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598380)
I am NOTHING but a walking encyclopedia of useless information.

Me to Mrs. FW my eyes are Brown I'm NOTHING but so full of it!:1rotfl:

Nucky 11-12-2018 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1598372)
What is a four letter word ending in K that means to have intercourse? Talk
What is it on a man that is round and hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? His head

Just a lot of NOTHING

The Ultimate: What is 12 inches and white??

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NOTHING! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 11-12-2018 03:43 PM

NOTHING but Crickets! :clap2:

BK001 11-12-2018 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1598481)
The Ultimate: What is 12 inches and white??

NOTHING! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

And here I thought I was the only one who did nothing but push the TOTV limits!

BK001 11-12-2018 04:13 PM

So Nucky,

What is the status of my application for a post on your cabinet? Does your reluctance to announce appointments reflect nothing but a latent belief that sometimes the best man for a job is a woman?

Kenswing 11-12-2018 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1598481)
The Ultimate: What is 12 inches and white??

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NOTHING! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

And here my angelic mind went to NOTHING but a Subway sandwich.. :1rotfl:


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