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Abby10 05-25-2018 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1547261)
Well. I would like to get to 35,000 posts myself. So NOTHING can help. :laugh:

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547263)
Everyone should have life goals. If NOTHING helps you reach them that's just awesome..

I'll second that NOTHING. Try to make a post in NOTHING as your 35,000th post. That will make you a trendsetter in NOTHINGVILLE. Then we can all aspire to that NOTHING goal. :thumbup: Just hope I live long enough to attain it. :undecided:

Kenswing 05-25-2018 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547264)
I'll second that NOTHING. Try to make a post in NOTHING as your 35,000th post. That will make you a trendsetter in NOTHINGVILLE. Then we can all aspire to that NOTHING goal. :thumbup: Just hope I live long enough to attain it. :undecided:

At your current rate of posting you should achieve that level of NOTHING around October, 2093.. :1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 05-25-2018 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547264)
I'll second that NOTHING. Try to make a post in NOTHING as your 35,000th post. That will make you a trendsetter in NOTHINGVILLE. Then we can all aspire to that NOTHING goal. :thumbup: Just hope I live long enough to attain it. :undecided:

Well. Maybe. When I get going I often lose track of what thread I am posting in.

Nothing from Dawn Wells yet but did hear from Anne Hathaway but that is about something else.

Anne Hathaway - Rotten Tomatoes She and Sandra Bullock have a cool movie coming out soon-- Ocean's 11. Might be good. Ocean's 8 (2018) - Rotten Tomatoes

Abby10 05-25-2018 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547270)
At your current rate of posting you should achieve that level of NOTHING around October, 2093.. :1rotfl:

Gee, thanks for calculating that out, Mr Math Wiz. Apparently you have NOTHING else to do right now.....lol

Abby10 05-25-2018 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547285)
Gee, thanks for calculating that out, Mr Math Wiz. Apparently you have NOTHING else to do right now.....lol

Come to think of it apparently neither do I if I'm responding to you......AND myself.

Which reminds me, where's NOTHING Nucky today? Hope he has a good tale to tell when he checks in.

Kenswing 05-25-2018 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547286)
Come to think of it apparently neither do I if I'm responding to you......AND myself.

Which reminds me, where's NOTHING Nucky today? Hope he has a good tale to tell when he checks in.

The other day he said he used half a tank of gas in the golf cart touring around the neighborhoods. Maybe today he used up a little more than the other half. That would mean he's now pushing his cart to a gas station. Or he could be doing NOTHING..

Nucky 05-25-2018 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547285)
Gee, thanks for calculating that out, Mr Math Wiz. Apparently you have NOTHING else to do right now.....lol

The Devil Made Me Type it but my Brother Mr. Kenswing is Calculating with one hand and pulling his Pork with the other. I tried not to. I'm not a bad person but Nothing but a Usually happy, overactive mind, that's what I blame it on.

I was awake thinking about a friend undergoing surgery at The Mayonaisse Clinic today. We were supposed to go for support but were waved off at the last minute. Taking a little trip is always better when you get Nothing but a good night's sleepy pie. We just transferred that sleep till this afternoon. We took the shift for tomorrow. So traveling in the Monsoon should be fun. Whatever, slow is the way steady is the course. The best thing about the ride up there in Jacksonville is no Deer running out in front of the NuckyMobileSki! I have already almost collected about a dozen senior citizens as hood ornaments. Plus the one on my side of the road near The Savanah Center in a S Class MB styling her hair and looking in her rear view mirror. You know what that did to my day? NOTHING. It is to be expected around these here parts, partners.

Anyhow that's it from The Hysterical Section of Da Villages. Where the hell is Dudley Do Righteously? Is he on ICE with Our Boy W?

Nucky 05-25-2018 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547288)
The other day he said he used half a tank of gas in the golf cart touring around the neighborhoods. Maybe today he used up a little more than the other half. That would mean he's now pushing his cart to a gas station. Or he could be doing NOTHING..

I had a blast on that ride because my co-pilot for some reason complied with all the dopey places I went instead of fighting it. I would really like either a new house here in Hysterical Land or a severely beat up Courtyard Villa in a good neighborhood. We found one with an erupted pipe thru the middle of the floor almost in the center of the house and by the time we got back with the checkbook, it was sold for a song. Damn, Damn, Damn. Still, it was Nothing but a great night. If you lose one deal there is always a better one around the corner.

I would do Nothing like run outta gas. I come close when we travel. I have a mental block against stopping. Even if I have to go, you know. I Push it too far sometimes but could you imagine calling the **** Savior Co. Hello,:cryin2: I'm almost 60 years old and I ran out of gas can you help me. :cryin2: Sniffles. Not me Nothing doing.

Abby10 05-25-2018 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1547291)
The Devil Made Me Type it but my Brother Mr. Kenswing is Calculating with one hand and pulling his Pork with the other. I tried not to. I'm not a bad person but Nothing but a Usually happy, overactive mind, that's what I blame it on.

I was awake thinking about a friend undergoing surgery at The Mayonaisse Clinic today. We were supposed to go for support but were waved off at the last minute. Taking a little trip is always better when you get Nothing but a good night's sleepy pie. We just transferred that sleep till this afternoon. We took the shift for tomorrow. So traveling in the Monsoon should be fun. Whatever, slow is the way steady is the course. The best thing about the ride up there in Jacksonville is no Deer running out in front of the NuckyMobileSki! I have already almost collected about a dozen senior citizens as hood ornaments. Plus the one on my side of the road near The Savanah Center in a S Class MB styling her hair and looking in her rear view mirror. You know what that did to my day? NOTHING. It is to be expected around these here parts, partners.

Anyhow that's it from The Hysterical Section of Da Villages. Where the hell is Dudley Do Righteously? Is he on ICE with Our Boy W?

Boy, you are right on time.....of course you already knew that. I love your stories. They are definitely food for thought - Mayonaisse Clinic - lol.

Speaking of Mr jsw14, I wonder if he's on a vacation or something. Can't imagine he would be in the same boat as W.........that would be NOTHING but funny though - those 2 lost in a boat goin' round and round the island. I can just see W now......:swear:

Abby10 05-25-2018 07:45 PM

Looking over this forum today reminds me why this thread was initially started. As a safe place to go where everyone is welcome and, aside from posting NOTHING, the only requirement is to put aside differences and be kind to one another. Ok, yes, we occasionally poke fun at one another but the bottom line is we are all very different - probably come from different backgrounds, different parts of the country, and have held different jobs, have different likes and dislikes - yet none of that matters. We're like a dysfunctional family that loves and cares for one another despite flaws, mistakes made, or even misunderstandings*. (*That usually just happens between W and me because he's so darn smart sometimes I don't know what the heck he's talking about.)

I hope everyone who has stopped by here has felt warmly welcomed. But mostly I just wanted to say how much NOTHING means to me - a lot - especially when I venture outside this thread and see the contention that arises outside of our NOTHING world. So for the second time today, I just want to say -

:beer3: to NOTHING!

Kenswing 05-25-2018 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547337)
Looking over this forum today reminds me why this thread was initially started. As a safe place to go where everyone is welcome and, aside from posting NOTHING, the only requirement is to put aside differences and be kind to one another. Ok, yes, we occasionally poke fun at one another but the bottom line is we are all very different - probably come from different backgrounds, different parts of the country, and have held different jobs, have different likes and dislikes - yet none of that matters. We're like a dysfunctional family that loves and cares for one another despite flaws, mistakes made, or even misunderstandings*. (*That usually just happens between W and me because he's so darn smart sometimes I don't know what the heck he's talking about.)

I hope everyone who has stopped by here has felt warmly welcomed. But mostly I just wanted to say how much NOTHING means to me - a lot - especially when I venture outside this thread and see the contention that arises outside of our NOTHING world. So for the second time today, I just want to say -

:beer3: to NOTHING!

What you're saying is we NOTHING but put the fun in dysfunctional? lol

Abby10 05-25-2018 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547339)
What you're saying is we NOTHING but put the fun in dysfunctional? lol

You are NOTHING but a man of few words. It takes you one line to say what took me 2 paragraphs....lol. Obviously, I'm the one who has more NOTHING to do today between the 2 of us.

Actually, I'll blame it on being half crazy from sitting through a work mandated Fraud, Waste, Abuse compliance tutorial tonight. :loco: Get to do HIPAA & HITECH tomorrow and I'm done with this crap for another year. Just talking to my better half today about next year being my last, so one more round of this then TV here I come!

Kenswing 05-26-2018 08:59 AM

Where's Abby with the morning report? Now I'm NOTHING but confused on what day it is..

Abby10 05-26-2018 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547488)
Where's Abby with the morning report? Now I'm NOTHING but confused on what day it is..

I'm sorry, it's NOTHING but Saturday. I went flying out the door this morning to meet up with a former co-worker for breakfast. Wasn't until I got home a little bit ago that I realized I hadn't reported in. Hope you didn't go into work by accident.....:laugh:

Nucky 05-26-2018 02:38 PM

Why didn't I pick weather predicting as my profession? You can be wrong and still pocket several hundred thousand a year in the NY market. Nothing but a great profession. I prefer the man who did the best forecast I ever really needed.....Tuccillo. Our very own Weather Man! Great Guy and Accurate and most importantly A Valued Villager.

Taltarzac725 05-26-2018 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1547578)
Why didn't I pick weather predicting as my profession? You can be wrong and still pocket several hundred thousand a year in the NY market. Nothing but a great profession. I prefer the man who did the best forecast I ever really needed.....Tuccillo. Our very own Weather Man! Great Guy and Accurate and most importantly A Valued Villager.

Nucky. You have to get back to the Island stories in case Dawn Wells shows up on NOTHING.

Abby10 05-26-2018 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1547578)
Why didn't I pick weather predicting as my profession? You can be wrong and still pocket several hundred thousand a year in the NY market. Nothing but a great profession. I prefer the man who did the best forecast I ever really needed.....Tuccillo. Our very own Weather Man! Great Guy and Accurate and most importantly A Valued Villager.

Funny you should say that. I just heard someone else say the exact same thing the other day. Not necessarily NY market, but something like where else can you make a lot of mistakes while making a good living and still keep your job.

NOTHING like that at my job. I make a mistake and someone could die - sad, but true.

Kenswing 05-26-2018 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547589)
Funny you should say that. I just heard someone else say the exact same thing the other day. Not necessarily NY market, but something like where else can you make a lot of mistakes while making a good living and still keep your job.

NOTHING like that at my job. I make a mistake and someone could die - sad, but true.

Yep.. I would like NOTHING better than to have a job where there was no accountability for being wrong.. Seriously, what's the incentive to get it right?

Nucky 05-26-2018 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547590)
Yep.. I would like NOTHING better than to have a job where there was no accountability for being wrong.. Seriously, what's the incentive to get it right?

I'm Nothing but sorry but do you have a link for that Sir?????? :Screen_of_Death:

Kenswing 05-26-2018 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1547618)
I'm Nothing but sorry but do you have a link for that Sir?????? :Screen_of_Death:

Of course I do.. National Weather Service

Their predictions often amount to NOTHING. Yet they still have a job.

Abby10 05-26-2018 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1547618)
I'm Nothing but sorry but do you have a link for that Sir?????? :Screen_of_Death:

Lol......I'm saying NOTHING.....

Kenswing 05-26-2018 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547621)
Lol......I'm saying NOTHING.....

I think Nuckles is trying NOTHING but to get us in trouble.. lol

Abby10 05-26-2018 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547623)
I think Nuckles is trying NOTHING but to get us in trouble.. lol

You mean our little :angel:? NOTHING unusual, but just gotta love him. He's definitely one of a kind and there's NOTHING wrong with that.

Nucky 05-26-2018 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547627)
You mean our little :angel:? NOTHING unusual, but just gotta love him. He's definitely one of a kind and there's NOTHING wrong with that.

Can't we at this point in our little old lives just give and take on most issues without putting one another on cross examination? That was my point. There are so many beer muscles and happy H.S. that Links are needed. Look them up yourself if you don't believe something. This is not supposed to be so SERIOUS. WHY SO SERIOUS? (You Jokers). Chill Out. It's all a Big Fat NothingCheeseBurger.

I wonder what happening on Gilligan's Island Tonight? I wonder if the have an Early Bird Coconut Special? :wave:

Kenswing 05-26-2018 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1547662)
Can't we at this point in our little old lives just give and take on most issues without putting one another on cross examination? That was my point. There are so many beer muscles and happy H.S. that Links are needed. Look them up yourself if you don't believe something. This is not supposed to be so SERIOUS. WHY SO SERIOUS? (You Jokers). Chill Out. It's all a Big Fat NothingCheeseBurger.

I wonder what happening on Gilligan's Island Tonight? I wonder if the have an Early Bird Coconut Special? :wave:

The tenor of the forums have NOTHING but changed since the closure of the Politics Forum. It was a good place to sequester the hot topics. Although there was still bickering in the main forums it was nowhere near what it is now. It seems like more of the hot button topics are being allowed now. Not saying that's a bad thing it's just changing the overall focus of what these forums once were. It used to be informational first then general BS second. It seems to have reversed.

Abby10 05-26-2018 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1547662)
Can't we at this point in our little old lives just give and take on most issues without putting one another on cross examination? That was my point. There are so many beer muscles and happy H.S. that Links are needed. Look them up yourself if you don't believe something. This is not supposed to be so SERIOUS. WHY SO SERIOUS? (You Jokers). Chill Out. It's all a Big Fat NothingCheeseBurger.

I wonder what happening on Gilligan's Island Tonight? I wonder if the have an Early Bird Coconut Special? :wave:

Well put and totally agree, Nucky. That's why I have to escape to NOTHINGVILLE more often than not. It keeps me out of trouble and also keeps me sane, if that's even possible. :loco:

Kenswing 05-26-2018 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547676)
Well put and totally agree, Nucky. That's why I have to escape to NOTHINGVILLE more often than not. It keeps me out of trouble and also keeps me sane, if that's even possible. :loco:

Staying sane is NOTHING but over rated.. :MOJE_whot:

Kenswing 05-26-2018 09:55 PM

And dinner was NOTHING but fantastic.. We missed having you guys. Pulled pork sandwiches, potato salad and strawberry shortcake.

Abby10 05-26-2018 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547678)
And dinner was NOTHING but fantastic.. We missed having you guys. Pulled pork sandwiches, potato salad and strawberry shortcake.

Now you have us NOTHING but drooling. How about it, Nucky?

Kenswing 05-26-2018 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547681)
Now you have us NOTHING but drooling. How about it, Nucky?

Nucky gets NOTHING but nervous about the idea of me pulling on pork.. lol

Abby10 05-26-2018 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547683)
Nucky gets NOTHING but nervous about the idea of me pulling on pork.. lol

I'll say it again - :what:? Trying to get Nucky back to NOTHINGVILLE in a hurry, huh?

I knew I shouldn't have stayed up this late. So on that note, goodnight boys......

Kenswing 05-26-2018 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547688)
I'll say it again - :what:? Trying to get Nucky back to NOTHINGVILLE in a hurry, huh?

I knew I shouldn't have stayed up this late. So on that note, goodnight boys......

Come on, Abby, it's Saturday night.. Kick up your heels and stick around. In the morning it will all mean NOTHING anyway.. lol

Nucky 05-27-2018 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547681)
Now you have us NOTHING but drooling. How about it, Nucky?

I Just emerged from a Sugar Coma. Mrs. Nucky and one of the gals from our group made a birthday cake from Ice Cream Sandwiches smothered with something and drizzled with something else and brought to a great friends house for a Birthday Party. It was the Bestestest!

It felt so good to sleep. I went back to the Full CPAP mask and literally didn't budge all night. Look out world. I feel like a shinny penny. Maybe we'll take a Golf Cart Ride to the Fenney Grill for some of them there Special Type Onion Ring's. Everyone will look the other way at the illegality of the trip...correct?

I just know the Weight Watcher's Police will be hiding in the bushes today. I have a message for them Nothing wise of course :censored:.

Abby10 05-27-2018 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1547726)
I Just emerged from a Sugar Coma. Mrs. Nucky and one of the gals from our group made a birthday cake from Ice Cream Sandwiches smothered with something and drizzled with something else and brought to a great friends house for a Birthday Party. It was the Bestestest!

It felt so good to sleep. I went back to the Full CPAP mask and literally didn't budge all night. Look out world. I feel like a shinny penny. Maybe we'll take a Golf Cart Ride to the Fenney Grill for some of them there Special Type Onion Ring's. Everyone will look the other way at the illegality of the trip...correct?

I just know the Weight Watcher's Police will be hiding in the bushes today. I have a message for them Nothing wise of course :censored:.

NOTHING worse than a sugar coma in my book, but best thing to do is sleep it off and hopefully you won't wake-up and repeat. On the other hand, there is NOTHING better than a good night's sleep. Glad to hear you had one, Nucky!

Anyway, today is Sunday and to those who still work, tomorrow is a holiday so don't be prepping tonight to get ready for work tomorrow. :pepper2:

Nucky 05-27-2018 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547675)
The tenor of the forums have NOTHING but changed since the closure of the Politics Forum. It was a good place to sequester the hot topics. Although there was still bickering in the main forums it was nowhere near what it is now. It seems like more of the hot button topics are being allowed now. Not saying that's a bad thing it's just changing the overall focus of what these forums once were. It used to be informational first then general BS second. It seems to have reversed.

There is a lot more Political references creeping and seaping into the regular Forum. I posted several weeks ago about re-opening the Political Forum and while it sounded promising at the time it seems as of this moment to have fallen into a Nothing SinkerClinker Hole. It's O.K. by me its just that I would think that it would keep some of the biggest thinkers busy over there bringing lasting change to the world.

I once read somewhere on here that this is not a democracy and that the Bosses word on all issues was final. Without going into specifics believe me that they are a fair minded group who run this Forum...I mean Business. I support many of the advertisers on TOTV'S because they are great people and its the rite thing to do. :angel::angel::angel:

Happy Pulled Pork Leftover Day! :icon_twisted:

Nucky 05-27-2018 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547683)
Nucky gets NOTHING but nervous about the idea of me pulling on pork.. lol

I always thought that was in California? Nothing :cryin2: butt :cryin2: wrong again.

Kenswing 05-27-2018 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547732)
NOTHING worse than a sugar coma in my book, but best thing to do is sleep it off and hopefully you won't wake-up and repeat. On the other hand, there is NOTHING better than a good night's sleep. Glad to hear you had one, Nucky!

Anyway, today is Sunday and to those who still work, tomorrow is a holiday so don't be prepping tonight to get ready for work tomorrow. :pepper2:

I so love three day weekends.. After getting coffee I think I'll do NOTHING today..

Abby10 05-27-2018 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1547780)
I so love three day weekends.. After getting coffee I think I'll do NOTHING today..

The way my schedule fell, I ended up with SIX days off so I swore that I would get more than NOTHING done.

So far not so bad. Cleaned one bathroom, packed up winter clothes, and did some of my compliance training for work. But I need to pull myself away from this computer and finish cleaning out that closet that I started on yesterday. This is how I'm feeling about it......:MOJE_whot:.....NOT. Well maybe after I'm done, but more likely I'll be too tired to :pepper2: - lol.

Kenswing 05-27-2018 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1547788)
The way my schedule fell, I ended up with SIX days off so I swore that I would get more than NOTHING done.

So far not so bad. Cleaned one bathroom, packed up winter clothes, and did some of my compliance training for work. But I need to pull myself away from this computer and finish cleaning out that closet that I started on yesterday. This is how I'm feeling about it......:MOJE_whot:.....NOT. Well maybe after I'm done, but more likely I'll be too tired to :pepper2: - lol.

I did more than NOTHING yesterday. I got all the seeds planted in the garden.. I can hardly move today.. lol

Mrs. K has been working since Thursday but doesn't have to work tomorrow..

CFrance 05-27-2018 10:53 AM

Dang, someone's trying to trash this thread and three word sentences. Nothing would be worse. May that person learn to live and let live.
Okay, carry on...


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