Down to 97 tickets in my Nothing Violation Book!

You guys are sharp Nothing's.

I don't work many Fridays during the winter. Summer is our busy time so I can't get them all off. When fire season starts you probably won't see me at all..

There are some things us guys just love to put off. Painting for me is NOTHING but torture. I'll hire a painter long before I'll buy a paint brush. Luckily I don't mind pressure washing..

And HAPPY DONUT DAY!!!!

My husband hates to paint too, yet he is such a good painter that once we had a hard time hiring a painter to do the job. We had one guy come in to give us an estimate and after looking around he asked who painted it the last time. When I said my husband, he said he wouldn't take the job. I'm like, "what?" He said that he did such a good job he would be afraid that my husband wouldn't be satisfied with his job. Now ain't that some honesty.....sheeesh. Never heard anything like that before.

Anyway, I don't mind painting, but now I'm afraid my husband won't be satisfied with my job, so NOTHING doing - lol.

Don't you just wish that when you do a double NOTHING like your post above, that it would count toward the time you forget your NOTHING? Oh well................

The only perfect NOTHING on here is K - and that's only because he started it, so he has to be.

NOTHING is easy when you put your mind to it.. If not you had better be NOTHING but fast hitting that edit button.. lol

Yep, that's me - quick on the edit button to add my NOTHING. :laugh:

Nothing from Nothing is Nothing. I did LOVE to paint but can't cut the ceiling in properly anymore. Maybe it's bad paint??? LOL Time marches on rite? Grateful to still be here in this beautiful place. Mrs Nucky want our house painted like the one from the forum the other day. I told her I'd be back in 20 minutes. Mushrooms. Thats the answer and I'm definitely absolutely kidding. I'm sorry in advance like everybody else. No more painting.

Here is my painting advice:
1] for edging [wait a second the phone is ringing--I'm back--it was nothing] I use one of those red things with the pad and 2 wheels. The trick is to fan it out so you don't leave a line.
2] 16 " roller on a pole and and the bigger pane goes in another even bigger pan that sits on the drop cloth.
3] get or make a scafolding

Long stretch of no Nothing's? How Come Dis?

You beat me in getting up this morning, but I was thinking the same thing. Seems like a lot of TOTV is in a lull right now so I guess we're just momentarily following the trend.

Anyway, it is Saturday, June 2 (for those carefully following the date for any specific reason :evil6:). It's a workday this week for me so "see" you all later. Hope to see some NOTHING going on when I get back.

The current relative 'lull' at TOTV, looks to me a lot like nothing but... a semi-organized boycott. :D

I have my own personal theory on that...but I ain't saying. :icon_twisted:

It may be trouble getting on Talk of the Villages which even happens on NOTHING. I have had some trouble on some days logging onto TOTV.

I tried to call the Dreaded Comcast yesterday after it was post a amazing speed for $44 a month. Just calling to snoop around and got disconnected on the first call and poor English on the second call, even worsererer English than mine. Nothing worked out yesterday but I'll try again later. I think I would rather stick with Century but speed it up a notch or two. Time will tell. :crap2:

You know what they say about certain items with no backup documentation, it adds up to Nothing. Everyone is due their personal opinion on things though. I don't agree as usual but I respect that.

Most forums have ebbs and flows.. This one is ebbing now.. lol

After my coffee I'll start pressure washing the deck. It will be NOTHING but in your honor, Abby.. :crap2:

I'll go with the Ebbing thing. It has been wild on here for a while. Your Nothing but a level headed man, I prefer your version, I don't like blaming everything on the Russian's. I have a Daughter In Law thats Russian. I don't even remember her name, I've called her Comradette since day one. :wave:

And speaking of decks.. I was reminded of this little gem.. NOTHING but funny..

How Big is Your Deck? - YouTube

How do you get coffee out of the little openings on a regular old fashioned computer keyboard?


Pretty funny, fella!!!

Glad you liked it..

I also hope you like your NOTHING Violation.. :1rotfl:

Nothing Commandant I request you remove the last Violation from Mrs. Gracie and lower my Virtual total to 96. Thank for doing me a solid! (That should bring some questions)??? She is my guardian :angel: Angel :angel: and all around Good Egg. :angel: Tank u Berry Mucho!

How are people going to learn the true meaning of NOTHING if we keep enabling them? NOTHING has consequences.. :girlneener:

Since you are a member in semi-good standing, I will suspend the NOTHING Violation providing there are no further infractions. The Keeper of the Manifesto will hear about this.. :pray:

And Abby, Don't say it.. :1rotfl:

Thank You Me O Mi O Paisano. Nothing but appreciated. When we were brand new Villages Greenhorn's Mrs Gracie and familia made us feel welcome and we could never repay the hospitality we were extended. We were here with our furniture and a snafu kept the cash from the N.J. sale from happening. We were so low we could have played handball against the curb. Mrs. Nucky didn't know about the hmmm hmmm cash flow problem. It all worked out fine in about a week. Mrs. Nucky knew something was up because I couldn't eat. Nothing but a dead giveaway. Anyhow tanks!!

Sorry, Kommander, but the Den Mother votes with Nucky. Big surprise there! :)

After that video, I'm almost afraid to ask how your deck turned out. Good thing a couple charter members are MIA. Otherwise, I'm sure this would have turned into a NOTHING at night marathon.

Turned out great. Got all the furniture out of garage attic. It's supposed to rain tomorrow so we won't put it out until next weekend. NOTHING but anticipating a summer out on the deck.

And just in case you were wondering, I have a large deck.. :1rotfl:

Just couldn't stop yourself, could you my NOTHING brother? :rolleyes:

Definitely have to show that youtube clip to my hubby though. He'll get a kick out of it, I'm sure.

At least I said NOTHING about astronomy.. lol

I'm Nothing butt out on the previous posts. I want to stick around a while longererer. I got burnt to a crisp today at the pool, and taking a nappy outside my house.

Rumor has it that Ginger is all over the Island looking for Mary Ann. Turns out we have Nothing but a scandal on our hands. Mary Ann is pregnant. She is claiming its a case of Hit And Run by a man on a raft who promised to save her but just sailed off into the morning sunrise. What a heartbreaker. The only clue about the man on the raft was he kept singing Shovelin Sunshine over & over & over. Details to follow as we get them. Don't forget we don't make the news we just report it.

Thanks for getting back to the Island story Nucky on Talk of the Villages' NOTHING thread.

Poor Mary Ann, I hope she isn't so distressed that she.......oh never mind, I don't even want to think about it. Then the scoundrel on the raft - I hope it's not a NOTHING and that another NOTHING finds out and......oh never mind again. Really don't want to think about that!

Anyway, it's Sunday everyone and it looks like we may have more than NOTHING going on here today.

I'm going to light a signal fire today in hopes of getting rescued.. Actually I'm going to burn the brush pile that's been accumulating for the past year. Break out the hotdogs and marshmallows it's going to be NOTHING but a huge bonfire..

I can think of a couple of other NOTHINGS that should be lighting signal fires........

In the meantime, I don't think I have to tell you to be careful, but we've had a few "incidences" with fires gone wild in our neighborhood.

NOTHING but a perfect day for a burn. No wind and a light falling rain. Burn was successful. Proceeding to do NOTHING for the rest of the day.

You and Mrs. Abby are alway's on the go. I like that a whole lot more than doing Nothing. I have Nothing to report other than a small miracle happened today and we ended up getting almost three hours of pool exercise at two different pools down towards Brownwood. I had to drop bread crumbs to find our way back home before dark. I wish I could drop the name of the pools on you but the one with the brains is across the street right now. I'm so confused. Anywho we made it back before dark. GPS no way. Time to use my keen sense of direction! :22yikes:

We may be always on the go, but not together - let's just get that straight.....lol. I hope you put on some sunscreen today, Nucky, or you would be from crispy yesterday to NOTHING but fried today.

There's NOTHING but a rumor we don't need to get started.. lol

We already have enough Nothing controversy. I didn't think what you think I thought I think. Never ever. I may be a instigator a little bit sometimes butt never something like that. No way Jose. I am on a quest to be the best Nucky I can be in June. Will do nothing but worry about July when it presents itself.

We were trying to get direction to Gilligan's Island today to help out with the hmmm hmm, we got a situation Mom. But no luck yet. I wonder if they have a Soccer Ball named Wilson? Wrong Movie or show? I'm so confused since the Sunburn.

Together? Who ever said together? Yous guys are a zillion miles apart I do cypher. No problems from me ever.

Looks like Dawn Wells has not even looked at my little Facebook private message about Nucky's Island Story on NOTHING.

Just kidding, Nucky. I know your mind would not go in that direction. K and I were just remembering back when W and Big Al tried to start something early on in this NOTHING thread. But we know that's not you.......we were just joshing you.

Anyway, it is Monday.......back to work for some. :yuck:

Whew! Glad to hear that Mrs. Abby. Nothing but respect for You all NothingBurgers. :eclipsee_gold_cup:

Likewise, Nucky. Sorry if we caused you any kind of NOTHING distress.