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Kenswing 09-06-2018 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1579053)
NOTHING but many people get hurt going to or coming from the gym. Especially if you are in a Golf Cart. If you go to the gym you have to go in an S Class or higher Benz or an H1 Hummer.

If you are going for Ice Cream you should be fine in a Golf Cart or a Scooter or Roller Blades or Skipping or Walking. Let me know if it works and I'll NOTHING but give it a whirl.

Ben Cartwright, my friend, and NOTHING Compadre, I have NOTHING but improved my game since you have been out in the woods with that unGodly smoke and fire with Bambi & Thumper. So I no longer deserve the Nucky Violation Stamp. Others who are Perfecto NOTHINGS have been a little lax as of late, no names from me cause I'm not a Rat. I never thought I'd screw up again but I'm NOTHING but almost Human, 25% Bat.

Welcome Home Ben!

Ben Cartwright? Where did that come from.. lol

NOTHING Violations are what make the world go around.. You just wouldn't be Nucky if you didn't slip up once in awhile..

Thanks for the welcome home. It's great to be back..

fw102807 09-07-2018 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1579044)
You would never make it to the gym if DQ was NOTHING but on the way.. lol

And that is NOTHING but the whole idea! 2 birds, one stone.

Abby10 09-07-2018 06:23 AM

Good morning. Today is Friday, September 7th. Things are back to normal here. Instead of us waiting up for the Kommander at night, he is tucking us in at night.

Well, I should add as normal as can be expected in NOTHINGVILLE where expectations aren't too high.......

Nucky 09-07-2018 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1579056)
Ben Cartwright? Where did that come from.. lol

NOTHING Violations are what make the world go around.. You just wouldn't be Nucky if you didn't slip up once in awhile..

Thanks for the welcome home. It's great to be back..

I NOTHING but watched an episode of Bonanza the other day and envisioned you as Ben Cartwright out in the wilderness. It was a compliment, not a shot. It was way different once I watched those videos the other day. It really is more like MASH. Peace Out! :clap2:

fw102807 09-07-2018 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1579065)
I NOTHING but watched an episode of Bonanza the other day and envisioned you as Ben Cartwright out in the wilderness. It was a compliment, not a shot. It was way different once I watched those videos the other day. It really is more like MASH. Peace Out! :clap2:

You need to stop watching old shows and get your act in gear. Buy a car, get a dog, Operation Shoebox 12:30 on Monday and remember your NOTHINGS.

Abby10 09-07-2018 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1579053)
NOTHING but many people get hurt going to or coming from the gym. Especially if you are in a Golf Cart. If you go to the gym you have to go in an S Class or higher Benz or an H1 Hummer.

If you are going for Ice Cream you should be fine in a Golf Cart or a Scooter or Roller Blades or Skipping or Walking. Let me know if it works and I'll NOTHING but give it a whirl.

Ben Cartwright, my friend, and NOTHING Compadre, I have NOTHING but improved my game since you have been out in the woods with that unGodly smoke and fire with Bambi & Thumper. So I no longer deserve the Nucky Violation Stamp. Others who are Perfecto NOTHINGS have been a little lax as of late, no names from me cause I'm not a Rat. I never thought I'd screw up again but I'm NOTHING but almost Human, 25% Bat.

Welcome Home Ben!

If K is Ben Cartwright, I guess for NOTHING other than behavior issues that makes you Little Joe? :1rotfl:

Which reminds me of a time when I was visiting my dad many years ago. The last 5 years or so of his life he was totally blind. My brother, dad, and I were sitting at the kitchen table and my dad had Bonanza on the TV. At a certain points in the show my dad would say exactly what would happen next or recite the next line in the show in advance of it happening. My dad always had a great mind and we were so grateful that he never lost that in his later years being blind and living alone after my mother passed. In fact, he would always shake his head at us kids because we could remember NOTHING.

fw102807 09-07-2018 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1579069)
If K is Ben Cartwright, I guess for NOTHING other than behavior issues that makes you Little Joe? :1rotfl:

Which reminds me of a time when I was visiting my dad many years ago. The last 5 years or so of his life he was totally blind. My brother, dad, and I were sitting at the kitchen table and my dad had Bonanza on the TV. At a certain points in the show my dad would say exactly what would happen next or recite the next line in the show in advance of it happening. My dad always had a great mind and we were so grateful that he never lost that in his later years being blind and living alone after my mother passed. In fact, he would always shake his head at us kids because we could remember NOTHING.

Bad news for us since there were no women on the show. NOTHING for us.

Abby10 09-07-2018 06:40 AM

Somebody's cracking the whip here today - good! Maybe now I can get something done around the house instead of monitoring NOTHING all day. :)

Abby10 09-07-2018 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1579071)
Bad news for us since there were no women on the show. NOTHING for us.

Yeah, I was thinking about that too. Then I found this, although NOTHING but one time appearances -

BONANZA - All the Cartwright Women! - YouTube

Nucky 09-07-2018 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1579069)
If K is Ben Cartwright, I guess for NOTHING other than behavior issues that makes you Little Joe? :1rotfl:

Which reminds me of a time when I was visiting my dad many years ago. The last 5 years or so of his life he was totally blind. My brother, dad, and I were sitting at the kitchen table and my dad had Bonanza on the TV. At a certain points in the show my dad would say exactly what would happen next or recite the next line in the show in advance of it happening. My dad always had a great mind and we were so grateful that he never lost that in his later years being blind and living alone after my mother passed. In fact, he would always shake his head at us kids because we could remember NOTHING.

NOTHING other then Hoss. Bonanza was a great show but no time for that now. I think Mrs. FW just put me on a mission. Operation shoebox in the afternoon, and where? Thanks for reminding me. Have an 11 AM appointment that should go quickly. :coolsmiley:

Nucky 09-07-2018 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1579075)
Yeah, I was thinking about that too. Then I found this, although NOTHING but one time appearances -

BONANZA - All the Cartwright Women! - YouTube

Hop Sing was a woman! Dressed up to look like a man. NOTHING was worse than when they cut his Ponytail Off and he hid in the woods for days. Why can I remember that but not what I did yesterday?

Abby10 09-07-2018 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1579077)
NOTHING other then Hoss. Bonanza was a great show but no time for that now. I think Mrs. FW just put me on a mission. Operation shoebox in the afternoon, and where? Thanks for reminding me. Have an 11 AM appointment that should go quickly. :coolsmiley:

I knew you would say that. Of course, W would have been NOTHING other than little Joe......:laugh:

fw102807 09-07-2018 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1579079)
I knew you would say that. Of course, W would have been NOTHING other than little Joe......:laugh:

Who did the cooking because that would be NOTHING but Tom

barebones1191 09-07-2018 07:25 AM

Cardioligist
 
Since I really don't understand where to post this I still am looking for a very talented cardiologist with good bedside manners. Any help would be appreciated.

dewilson58 09-07-2018 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by barebones1191 (Post 1579090)
Since I really don't understand where to post this I still am looking for a very talented cardiologist with good bedside manners. Any help would be appreciated.

I would recommend you start a new post/thread.
They will classify it correctly.
Helpful people will never find your question in this thread.
People in this joint only talk about nothing.
Your question is not about nothing.
Good Luck.

Abby10 09-07-2018 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1579088)
Who did the cooking because that would be NOTHING but Tom

NOTHING but Hop Sing for Tom then. And he wasn't a woman so don't worry, tomwed.

Abby10 09-07-2018 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1579094)
I would recommend you start a new post/thread.
They will classify it correctly.
Helpful people will never find your question in this thread.
People in this joint only talk about nothing.
Your question is not about nothing.
Good Luck.

Boy, NOTHING like saying how you really feel - lol.

Seriously, thanks for so kindly redirecting the person to the appropriate place for their NOTHING but serious question. Maybe you should head up NOTHING's Directional Department. On second thought, maybe not. I'd be afraid of the direction you may point us in.......:duck: And besides we probably need a Correctional Department not Directional.

dewilson58 09-07-2018 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1579107)
Boy, NOTHING like saying how you really feel - lol.

Seriously, thanks for so kindly redirecting the person to the appropriate place for their NOTHING but serious question. Maybe you should head up NOTHING's Directional Department. On second thought, maybe not. I'd be afraid of the direction you may point us in.......:duck: And besides we probably need a Correctional Department not Directional.

:MOJE_whot:
:MOJE_whot:
Nothing but Crazies visit.
:MOJE_whot:
:MOJE_whot:

Abby10 09-07-2018 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1579108)
:MOJE_whot:
:MOJE_whot:
Nothing but Crazies visit.
:MOJE_whot:
:MOJE_whot:

And that's why you NOTHING but belong here. :1rotfl:

tomwed 09-07-2018 08:18 AM

The answer to a Nothing Game Question that feels like it's from the Johnny Carson show: HopSing

Name 2 things I can't do while chewing gum.

Nucky 09-07-2018 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1579115)
The answer to a Nothing Game Question that feels like it's from the Johnny Carson show: HopSing

Name 2 things I can't do while chewing gum.

NOTHING but find ugly olives and remember to type NOTHING.

tomwed, How do you feel about being Hop Sing? I always liked him and from the size of the Cartwrights, he had to be a good cook! Just like you.

We'll find names for the ladies but we may have to go to another TV show. Perhaps My Favorite, The Golden Girls. Don't forget on the NOTHING thread we seem to be Equal Opportunity Offenders With Respect. :shocked:

Kenswing would be Smokey.

fw102807 09-07-2018 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1579130)
NOTHING but find ugly olives and remember to type NOTHING.

tomwed, How do you feel about being Hop Sing? I always liked him and from the size of the Cartwrights, he had to be a good cook! Just like you.

We'll find names for the ladies but we may have to go to another TV show. Perhaps My Favorite, The Golden Girls. Don't forget on the NOTHING thread we seem to be Equal Opportunity Offenders With Respect. :shocked:

The Golden Girls works for me Betty White is NOTHING but my idol. When I grow up I want to be just like her.

Kenswing 09-07-2018 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1579065)
I NOTHING but watched an episode of Bonanza the other day and envisioned you as Ben Cartwright out in the wilderness. It was a compliment, not a shot. It was way different once I watched those videos the other day. It really is more like MASH. Peace Out! :clap2:

Next you’ll be calling me NOTHING but Colonel Potter. lol

Kenswing 09-07-2018 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1579130)
NOTHING but find ugly olives and remember to type NOTHING.

tomwed, How do you feel about being Hop Sing? I always liked him and from the size of the Cartwrights, he had to be a good cook! Just like you.

We'll find names for the ladies but we may have to go to another TV show. Perhaps My Favorite, The Golden Girls. Don't forget on the NOTHING thread we seem to be Equal Opportunity Offenders With Respect. :shocked:

Kenswing would be Smokey.

Maybe we should look to the Beverley Hillbillies for the girls. Granny and Miss Hathaway. NOTHING but running for my life now. lol

Abby10 09-07-2018 09:25 AM

Here's the biggest reason I love NOTHING. When I'm waiting to be seen, especially at a doctor's appt, I never have to worry about having NOTHING to do anymore. It's like having mobile entertainment no matter where I go.

fw102807 09-07-2018 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1579136)
Maybe we should look to the Beverley Hillbillies for the girls. Granny and Miss Hathaway. NOTHING but running for my life now. lol

Going to make wildfire fighting look like NOTHING but a walk in the park there bud

Abby10 09-07-2018 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1579136)
Maybe we should look to the Beverley Hillbillies for the girls. Granny and Miss Hathaway. NOTHING but running for my life now. lol

Um....no. That's a big NOTHING and I don't feel like having to hurt you today.

Kenswing 09-07-2018 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1579138)
Going to make wildfire fighting look like NOTHING but a walk in the park there bud

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1579139)
Um....no. That's a big NOTHING and I don't feel like having to hurt you today.

I knew that would do NOTHING but get a reaction out of you two.. It's good to be doing NOTHING again.. lol

fw102807 09-07-2018 09:52 AM

I think we are more like Rizzoli and Isles so behave yourselves or you will be shot and autopsied. Abby can be Isles because she is the nice one. That is NOTHING for now.

Kenswing 09-07-2018 10:00 AM

Laverne and Shirley..

Heading out to do NOTHING now. See you guys later..

Abby10 09-07-2018 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1579148)
I knew that would do NOTHING but get a reaction out of you two.. It's good to be doing NOTHING again.. lol

W isn't here to warn you not to mess with the women. Good thing you have work to do today or you would end up in NOTHING but big trouble hanging around here too long.

fw102807 09-07-2018 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1579160)
W isn't here to warn you not to mess with the women. Good thing you have work to do today or you would end up in NOTHING but big trouble hanging around here too long.

I miss W. NOTHING is not the same :sad: We have some nice new additons but still...

Abby10 09-07-2018 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1579167)
I miss W. NOTHING is not the same :sad: We have some nice new additons but still...

The problem is there is nobody like him. He is a
one of a kind NOTHING.

tomwed 09-07-2018 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1579130)
NOTHING but find ugly olives and remember to type NOTHING.

tomwed, How do you feel about being Hop Sing? I always liked him and from the size of the Cartwrights, he had to be a good cook! Just like you.

We'll find names for the ladies but we may have to go to another TV show. Perhaps My Favorite, The Golden Girls. Don't forget on the NOTHING thread we seem to be Equal Opportunity Offenders With Respect. :shocked:

Kenswing would be Smokey.

You don't see the word nothing in my post? Are they not printing it?

Maybe I didn't know the rules. Does the word always need to be in capitol letters? I can do that. I do spend extra time trying to sneak it in so that when you read it, it sounds like the way someone speaks and might easily missed.

Abby10 09-07-2018 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1579186)
You don't see the word nothing in my post? Are they not printing it?

Maybe I didn't know the rules. Does the word always need to be in capitol letters? I can do that. I do spend extra time trying to sneak it in so that when you read it, it sounds like the way someone speaks and might easily missed.

I like your sneaky ways. It keeps us on our toes. Change NOTHING.......I mean nothing. ;)

fw102807 09-07-2018 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1579186)
You don't see the word nothing in my post? Are they not printing it?

Maybe I didn't know the rules. Does the word always need to be in capitol letters? I can do that. I do spend extra time trying to sneak it in so that when you read it, it sounds like the way someone speaks and might easily missed.

There was one post where I didn't see it on the first pass but when I checked it again there was a NOTHING. The little ones are kind of sneaky.

tomwed 09-07-2018 11:08 AM

My favorite shows in no particular order are F Troop, 30 Rock, the office, Seinfeldt, The Catherine Tate Show, The Tracy Ulman Show and The IT Crowd. Some of the shows you can find on Youtube. Nothing on TV today seems very funny to me. Maybe a good show for characters would be Petticoat Junction. I like Mr. Hayney. He was always working a hustle.

wait a minute--hayney was on green acres. now i need to start all over.

fw102807 09-07-2018 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1579193)
My favorite shows in no particular order are F Troop, 30 Rock, the office, Seinfeldt, The Catherine Tate Show, The Tracy Ulman Show and The IT Crowd. Some of the shows you can find on Youtube. Nothing on TV today seems very funny to me. Maybe a good show for characters would be Petticoat Junction. I like Mr. Hayney. He was always working a hustle.

wait a minute--hayney was on green acres. now i need to start all over.

I agree that none of the shows on TV right now are very funny except for Big Bang Theory which I find hilarious. I do like all of the crime show dramas and anything with David Boreanaz. There has been absolutely NOTHING all summer and I can't wait for the new season to start.

tomwed 09-07-2018 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1579200)
I agree that none of the shows on TV right now are very funny except for Big Bang Theory which I find hilarious. I do like all of the crime show dramas and anything with David Boreanaz. There has been absolutely NOTHING all summer and I can't wait for the new season to start.

I tried the Big Bang Theory a couple of times but never engaged. I'm more nerd then not. Practically nothing seemed particularly true. There's nothing true about F Trump but it didn't pretend to be accurate. Have you seen Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix? It's a Tina Fey production and you can see her humor in the show. The star was in The Office and steals the scene all the time.

fw102807 09-07-2018 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1579248)
I tried the Big Bang Theory a couple of times but never engaged. I'm more nerd then not. Practically nothing seemed particularly true. There's nothing true about F Trump but it didn't pretend to be accurate. Have you seen Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix? It's a Tina Fey production and you can see her humor in the show. The star was in The Office and steals the scene all the time.

I have seen NOTHING on Netflix because we don't have it. I like and identify with socially inept people which is why I also liked Bones. It's all part of the left right brain thing where some (me) are ruled by logic and can be somewhat eccentric and too detail oriented. Fortunately my husband finds this cute.


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