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Abby10 01-09-2019 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614775)
And how, sir, will I be violated for this infraction of nothing?

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1614780)
A NOTHING Violation is much like a parking ticket. You read it, crumble it up and throw it in your glove box. If you would prefer another form of violating we can make special dispensation.. lol

Don't believe him, BK, he always promises and then NOTHING happens......:1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 01-09-2019 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1614783)
Gee, I not only revived the thread and NOTHING but woke you guys from your slumber, but I actually taught you all something too? Give me the NOTHING award for the day........:a20:

I'm surprised you New Yorkers don't know that expression. I didn't realize it was just Philly-speak. I bet Nucky will be familiar with it. K, on the other hand, probably had his mind going in another direction. Those west coasters........:ohdear: Lol

I will ask a Philly lady I know about the big mahoff. She lives down the street and I see her about every other day. Her Dad was a sharp shooter in WWII and she has some of the same talent. So I need to be careful and not for NOTHING. I have already been shot once but that was just with a BB gun. The BB stuck in my left pinky and I squeezed it and it shot out. Stupid friends I hung out when 12-14 or so. Leaving one another quite scarred up.

fw102807 01-09-2019 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1614783)
Gee, I not only revived the thread and NOTHING but woke you guys from your slumber, but I actually taught you all something too? Give me the NOTHING award for the day........:a20:

I'm surprised you New Yorkers don't know that expression. I didn't realize it was just Philly-speak. I bet Nucky will be familiar with it. K, on the other hand, probably had his mind going in another direction. Those west coasters........:ohdear: Lol

Maybe it's the name of his new dog? NOTHING but stranger things have happened.

BK001 01-09-2019 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1614788)
Don't believe him, BK, he always promises and then NOTHING happens......:1rotfl:

Story of my life -- promises ... and then, NOTHING!

Kenswing 01-09-2019 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1614788)
Don't believe him, BK, he always promises and then NOTHING happens......:1rotfl:

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614791)
Story of my life -- promises ... and then, NOTHING!

A promise doesn't expire. I'll show you NOTHINGS when I get there.. :boxing2:

BK001 01-09-2019 08:11 PM

Off to bed -- if I wake up tonight, then it was nothing but a nap. If I wake up tomorrow, then I went to sleep. Nighty night for now.

Abby10 01-09-2019 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614793)
Off to bed -- if I wake up tonight, then it was nothing but a nap. If I wake up tomorrow, then I went to sleep. Nighty night for now.

Oh to be NOTHING but retired........sweet dreams, BK.

Abby10 01-09-2019 08:57 PM

I wonder if Nuckster has been NOTHING but busy picking up the pupster today? He hasn't been around since early this morning..........hmmm :doggie:

Nucky 01-09-2019 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1614807)
I wonder if Nuckster has been NOTHING but busy picking up the pupster today? He hasn't been around since early this morning..........hmmm :doggie:

Jello there my lovely NOTHING'S. I take my first Nappy-Poo in a long tine and whammo yous guys break loose on all fronts. First things First, what the hell is the Mahoof? The firstly thing that jumps into my mind is that slimeball lowlife pondscum lowlife who ruined many peoples financial lives. Put 'em in Pig Furures if they were lucky.

Then steady Edna, FW who is as solid as a rock is busting out with funny ones all over the NOTHING place. Then Abby breaks loose and makes her return to the NOTHING stage from exile onto the NOTHING Cloud with an occasional check in, We have K-Man released from financial Purgatory with the new accountant who also represented Redd Fox, Mike Tyson, Toy's Not Us Anymore & Sears & NOroebuck but something that rhymes with Roebuck, starts with We$$C^ed. And of course our resident NOTHING accountant who is going to need and extra Pint of two tomorrow of O positive when he reads the adding tape for todays post numbers.

Then we had BK. This Dog thing has Pooped yours truly out and I don't even have him yet. BK let us share her Dearly Departed pups name, How could our Dog be anything other than Luca. When I heard it I just knew. Wow is that perfecto or what? Thank's BK that means the world to us. You're a good egg, not a mahoff or mahoof or whatever the hell. Since I will be becoming a Father again tomorrow I'm dropping the Mrs. that I normally put in front of all yous womens names. I still immensely respectify yous all but am ready to try something new, it feels funny. So say a prayer for Luca NOTHING Brasi! If he's had a rough life we intend to make up for it by spoiling the daylights outta him. At 60 years old I get to experience the Christmas Feeling tomorrow and by tomorrow night I'll be wondering why did I do this? :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: Just kidding! Can't wait for it to be tomorrow!:):doggie: Come on Luca. Thank's Mrs BK, I mean BK you made my day :mademyday: Come on Luca make our lives full with a pets love. We'll stand with you, you little tough guy!

Kenswing 01-09-2019 10:52 PM

Don't let Luca swim wit da fishes.. NOTHING but happy for you. Can't wait to hear all the stories that this new relationship is going to spawn.. :D

BK001 01-09-2019 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1614798)
Oh to be NOTHING but retired........sweet dreams, BK.

Thanks Abby. Turns out it was, in fact, nothing but a nap!

BK001 01-09-2019 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1614813)
. . . Can't wait for it to be tomorrow!:):doggie: Come on Luca. Thank's Mrs BK, I mean BK you made my day :mademyday: Come on Luca make our lives full with a pets love. We'll stand with you, you little tough guy!


I am nothing but happy for the new little nuckster. He sure is one nucky little Bagel! Oops - I mean one lucky little Bagel to be joining such a loving family.

Nucky 01-09-2019 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1614821)
Thanks Abby. Turns out it was, in fact, nothing but a nap!

Glad you woke up to get your Hero :eclipsee_gold_cup: NOTHING award you da besteset BK. Big day tomorrow I'm gonna sleep in the dog's bed tonight. Only kidding and if I do I hope it's only tonight. :angel:

BK001 01-09-2019 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1614823)
Glad you woke up to get your Hero :eclipsee_gold_cup: NOTHING award you da besteset BK. Big day tomorrow I'm gonna sleep in the dog's bed tonight. Only kidding and if I do I hope it's only tonight. :angel:

Thank you - I wouldn't have missed it for nothing in the world (unless I had slept through the night). As far as Little Nuckster's bed remember what Cold No More said about his bagel sleeping between his legs? (You'd better warn Mrs. Nucky) .

"Is that a pistol in your pocket?" "No, it's a Bagel". :MOJE_whot:

fw102807 01-10-2019 06:57 AM

Luca is NOTHING but an awesome name for a Nucky bagel. He is going to be such a happy guy to finally have a goodly home. Let the good times roll!

:doggie::a040::mademyday:


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