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fw102807 06-11-2018 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1552214)
I’ve been blessed with perfect health and an unbridled desire to do NOTHING whenever it suited me. How I survived past the first 22 years of life was either pure luck or some twisted bit of fate with an uncertain destiny. Motorcycles, fast cars, drugs, alcohol, borderline acting out, crazy women and an absolute hatred for anyone with authority should have landed me in jail or 6’ under. I hate vegetables, doctors with attitudes, pretentious anybody’s and the direction half our countrymen/women want to take us. I realize health is everything along with the woman I love. I would not change anything about my life because if I could I wouldn’t be living here now. It’s been NOTHING a long bumpy ride. I pinch myself every day just to make sure I’m not dreaming this new NOTHING life.



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NOTHING


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Like the country song "The winding road that took me straight to you". I have always believed that it is a combo of good genes and good luck that some people possess. In my darkest hours I used to drive around and wonder how many people were as miserable as me and when life turned around I would drive around and wonder how many were as happy. That is why I try not to judge. Wow I went from saying nothing to writing a novel.

graciegirl 06-11-2018 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1552245)
Like the country song "The winding road that took me straight to you". I have always believed that it is a combo of good genes and good luck that some people possess. In my darkest hours I used to drive around and wonder how many people were as miserable as me and when life turned around I would drive around and wonder how many were as happy. That is why I try not to judge. Wow I went from saying nothing to writing a novel.
Nothing you have said is as nice as this post.

Abby10 06-11-2018 06:48 AM
Sometimes our posts turn more serious here, and often there is NOTHING better. The great thing about NOTHING is that it can be anything. We don't have topic restrictions. Well, then again, I'm sure the mods might step in if it's really something.

It is Monday, the second rainy day in a row up here after some really beautiful ones. How's the weather down there?

graciegirl 06-11-2018 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1552252)
Sometimes our posts turn more serious here, and often there is NOTHING better. The great thing about NOTHING is that it can be anything. We don't have topic restrictions. Well, then again, I'm sure the mods might step in if it's really something.

It is Monday, the second rainy day in a row up here after some really beautiful ones. How's the weather down there?
They do and they will and they did and do so often. Nothing keeps them from their appointed rounds. Bless their hearts.

Abby10 06-11-2018 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 1552253)
They do and they will and they did and do so often. Nothing keeps them from their appointed rounds. Bless their hearts.
Looks like you're getting pretty good at this NOTHING stuff too! :thumbup:

Nucky 06-11-2018 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1552245)
Like the country song "The winding road that took me straight to you". I have always believed that it is a combo of good genes and good luck that some people possess. In my darkest hours I used to drive around and wonder how many people were as miserable as me and when life turned around I would drive around and wonder how many were as happy. That is why I try not to judge. Wow I went from saying nothing to writing a novel.
Nothing but Perfecto. Bravo. Can't wait for your next novel.

Tomwed said to me one day, I asked you for the time and you built me a clock. He was kidding, I hope. :BigApplause:

Kenswing 06-11-2018 09:08 AM
Wow! You guys are getting all philosophical today. NOTHING but great topics this morning. This thread can go from NOTHING to the meaning of life in NOTHING flat.

Nucky 06-11-2018 09:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1552214)
I’ve been blessed with perfect health and an unbridled desire to do NOTHING whenever it suited me. How I survived past the first 22 years of life was either pure luck or some twisted bit of fate with an uncertain destiny. Motorcycles, fast cars, drugs, alcohol, borderline acting out, crazy women and an absolute hatred for anyone with authority should have landed me in jail or 6’ under. I hate vegetables, doctors with attitudes, pretentious anybody’s and the direction half our countrymen/women want to take us. I realize health is everything along with the woman I love. I would not change anything about my life because if I could I wouldn’t be living here now. It’s been NOTHING a long bumpy ride. I pinch myself every day just to make sure I’m not dreaming this new NOTHING life.




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NOTHING


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It's real and going to get better. Sounds like your in the groove down here. We were a product of our environment. I don't want our new environment to become a reflection of me, I have figured how to fit in so to speak.

I don't miss sitting in traffic, being able to see the air, pay ten times the taxes we pay here.

Glad you survived your demon's many people lucky enough to get here have. :thumbup:

Kenswing 06-11-2018 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1552325)
It's real and going to get better. Sounds like your in the groove down here. We were a product of our environment. I don't want our new environment to become a reflection of me, I have figured how to fit in so to speak.

I don't miss sitting in traffic, being able to see the air, pay ten times the taxes we pay here.

Glad you survived your demon's many people lucky enough to get here have. :thumbup:
NOTHING Violation.. :1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 06-11-2018 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1552326)
NOTHING Violation.. :1rotfl:
I will add in an extra NOTHING for Nucky to make up for NOTHING.

Kenswing 06-11-2018 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1552327)
I will add in an extra NOTHING for Nucky to make up for NOTHING.
That is very kind of you but the Manifesto is very clear that each person is responsible for their own NOTHING.

Nucky 06-11-2018 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1552326)
NOTHING Violation.. :1rotfl:
That is Nothing But my DEMON! Damn. Another good night sleep Huh? Lol! :posting:

Nucky 06-11-2018 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1552327)
I will add in an extra NOTHING for Nucky to make up for NOTHING.
Tal Thank's for Nothing that's really Something. Rarely screwed up on Three Word. It's like Mrs. Abby says, when you get serious I seem to forget. It's comical, SOMETIMES. I have to re-read the Manifesto :read:. The manifesto states no covering Nothing with another Nothing. Kindness is only allowed in a post. Damn.

Kenswing 06-11-2018 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1552332)
That is Nothing But my DEMON! Damn. Another good night sleep Huh? Lol! :posting:
Actually I did have a pretty good nights sleep.

But the absence of NOTHING is like a beacon to me.. lol

Abby10 06-11-2018 09:46 AM
This thread looks like NOTHING but fun today, but I have to go to NOTHING but work. :yuck:

See y'all later - don't have too much fun without me. :p

Nucky 06-11-2018 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1552343)
This thread looks like NOTHING but fun today, but I have to go to NOTHING but work. :yuck:

See y'all later - don't have too much fun without me. :p
O.K. I got it. No fun till later. Nothing can stop me from being a Beacon or Bacon of light. Like a thousand points of light on a hill shining on a bird feeder. You are funny Ken. Have Nothing but a good day.

fw102807 06-11-2018 10:32 AM
Too bad we can't put all our extra nothings in a nothing bank that we could draw from. When we ran out we could deposit some more nothing and never have to worry about a nothing violation. Now I am going back to doing nothing.

ColdNoMore 06-11-2018 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1552357)
Too bad we can't put all our extra nothings in a nothing bank that we could draw from. When we ran out we could deposit some more nothing and never have to worry about a nothing violation. Now I am going back to doing nothing.
Nothing but nothings?


I like it. :D

tomwed 06-11-2018 11:35 AM
コンコン

そこにあるもの

何も

fw102807 06-11-2018 11:55 AM
We need an addendum to the manifesto that all nothings need to be in English to count as nothing

tomwed 06-11-2018 12:01 PM
Would you believe it? Some Japanese guy, who thinks he's funny, stole my ID and hacked my password. Is nothing sacred?

fw102807 06-11-2018 12:20 PM
Now all my browser suggestions will be in Japanese. Thanks for nothing!

ColdNoMore 06-11-2018 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1552399)
Would you believe it? Some Japanese guy, who thinks he's funny, stole my ID and hacked my password. Is nothing sacred?

見る 何も

tomwed 06-11-2018 12:52 PM
Miru nani mo

The 3 Japanese Stooges

Kenswing 06-11-2018 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1552397)
We need an addendum to the manifesto that all nothings need to be in English to count as nothing
Wiotte, please see if this is already addressed in the NOTHING Manifesto.

Kenswing 06-11-2018 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1552427)
Miru nani mo

The 3 Japanese Stooges
NOTHING Violation.. :D

Henryk 06-11-2018 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1552154)
I need to have a talk with Mrs. K about the welfare problem we have here.

We had two 16oz hummingbird feeders which those little mooches would clean out every day, so we put out a third. They started cleaning out all three every day.

So I went to my favorite store (Amazon) and bought two 32oz feeders. That was on Friday. They must have told their friends about us because now they're cleaning out 64oz every day.

This is NOTHING but crazy. You'd think this was Seattle or something. lol
Wait! Are you saying nothing but hummingbirds clean out the feeders in one day? What in the world are you feeding them?

Kenswing 06-11-2018 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Henryk (Post 1552470)
Wait! Are you saying nothing but hummingbirds clean out the feeders in one day? What in the world are you feeding them?
Yep NOTHING but hummingbirds. Probably close to 30 of them by now. You would think Mrs. K was putting out crack but it's just sugar water.. lol

Wiotte 06-11-2018 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fw102807 (Post 1552357)
Too bad we can't put all our extra nothings in a nothing bank that we could draw from. When we ran out we could deposit some more nothing and never have to worry about a nothing violation. Now I am going back to doing nothing.


And who will account for these extra NOTHINGS ? We are a loosely held gang of NOTHINGS that do the bare essentials to maintain pure NOTHINGNESS with no end game in sight. Can’t trust a NOTHING to self account so the honor system is out the window. Besides, the Manifesto is clear on this topic as written in multiple quatrains, I’ll paraphrase...” you can think it, but don’t do it”.


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Wiotte 06-11-2018 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1552459)
Wiotte, please see if this is already addressed in the NOTHING Manifesto.


Again, I’ll paraphrase...”you can think it, but don’t do it”. [emoji3]


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Nucky 06-11-2018 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Henryk (Post 1552470)
Wait! Are you saying nothing but hummingbirds clean out the feeders in one day? What in the world are you feeding them?
Henryk, he is feeding him Nothing but little birdie particles of Tilapia.

Oh tom, Somebody going to make a Very Special Wonton Soup for You. (Eddie Murphy when he was funny-YouTuber). I translated what you posted it say something about long damn wang? I wouldn't know anything about that, I have enoughly problem with Nuttin but English.

Kenswing 06-11-2018 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1552494)
Again, I’ll paraphrase...”you can think it, but don’t do it”. [emoji3]


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And I'll issue you a NOTHING Violation for your efforts.. :a040:

Wiotte 06-11-2018 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1552502)
And I'll issue you a NOTHING Violation for your efforts.. :a040:


As you should [emoji856]


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Kenswing 06-11-2018 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1552506)
As you should [emoji856]


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Thank you sir, may I have another, NOTHING Violation..

Wiotte 06-11-2018 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1552507)
Thank you sir, may I have another, NOTHING Violation..


()$?,?$))$(;;).,??)??!$)(,,:;((;;;; NOTHING ! Happy ? 🤨


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Nucky 06-11-2018 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1552502)
And I'll issue you a NOTHING Violation for your efforts.. :a040:
There is Nothing but a lesson here. Every time someone is making a point they forget Nothing. I'm gonna get you one day there you Grand Poobah You. You will forget unless you have an illegal program that adds in the Nothing for you. Ah Ha! Your office is full of Nothing Posters all over. I'm dying laughing and so easily amused. Gotta go. What a great day. :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Kenswing 06-11-2018 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1552511)
()$?,?$))$(;;).,??)??!$)(,,:;((;;;; NOTHING ! Happy ? 🤨


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Always happy doing NOTHING.. :)

Kenswing 06-11-2018 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1552512)
There is Nothing but a lesson here. Every time someone is making a point they forget Nothing. I'm gonna get you one day there you Grand Poobah You. You will forget unless you have an illegal program that adds in the Nothing for you. Ah Ha! Your office is full of Nothing Posters all over. I'm dying laughing and so easily amused. Gotta go. What a great day. :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
I have my secretary proof read for NOTHING before I hit submit.. :1rotfl:

Wiotte 06-11-2018 04:39 PM
Holy censorship Batman ! Who deleted our NOTHING notes ???


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Nucky 06-11-2018 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1552511)
()$?,?$))$(;;).,??)??!$)(,,:;((;;;; NOTHING ! Happy ? 🤨


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You are doing good Poppa, did you finish the Vette during the Vacation? It was looking Nothing but good last time I done seen me some pictures.


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