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Since BK has been posting jokes, here is one that is NOTHING but hilarious IMHO.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment over the march break: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that she had missed Janie. Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands. ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story? "Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking." |
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LOL. Thanks. Barefoot, if for nothing more than jokes, you and I get along very well.
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So DH is nothing but cooking and making soup today. I guess he wants to prove that he can turn out a better meal (which he can) than the one he had yesterday. (See my posts in New Vietnamese Restaurant). He is still carping about it. LOL
So the extra large, extra juicy Hamburger Deluxe that I feel I owe him will have to wait until tomorrow. |
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:1rotfl:...:1rotfl:...:1rotfl: I think I NOTHING but...know her. :D |
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BK you got NOTHING but competition. Barefooterer is creeping up on you! I love it. Just in a Nick Of Time! I've been out all day. Going for a ride up to the Phillips Pool up on Route 42. Just beautiful up that way and the nicest people. I wonder whatever happened to our friend BruceNelson? He was considering a move? I wonder?
Gotta check out the answer to the Comedian thing when I get back BK. Need someone new blood to check out on Youtuberoonie. Thanks, Kiddo but I'm sure you're funnier than them. |
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I was on fire today helping a friend fix a Windows 95 HP computer. Then hooking up his AT&T wireless house phones to his cell phone. Yup. I am not really sure how I did that but I'm relentless. Just when I thought I was in the clear he said how about one more thing, sure bring it on. His Samsung SIII was trying to download a English Language Program for over a year. I YouTubed it and transported the phone home and signed into my WiFi and Bada Bing, it fixed itself in under a minute. It feels so good when things go smoothly. Not everything is troubling. He was NOTHING but more Happier Than A Clam At High Tide! Me Too! :blahblahblah: |
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Utah-- 24; Wisconsin-- 1,641; Washington-- 180; Maine-- 529.
Villages households which hail from these six states are listed in today's The Villages Daily Sun on A4 and for NOTHING.
Delaware-- 309. One of my favorite people I met here in the Villages used to run a freight yard in northern DE. Does not seem to be much into train shows here in the Villages though. Georgia-- 915. Maine-- 529. Utah-- 24. Washington-- 180. Wisconsin-- 1, 641. Quote:
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Don Rickles Has Nothing To Say About Justin Bieber | Don Rickles | Larry King Now Ora TV - YouTube
Don Rickles has NOTHING to say. |
814 views of NOTHING 4/11/2019- 4/12/2019.
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276, 232. 814 views of NOTHING for the 8:55 AM 24 hour cycle. Looking good! :a040: |
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