[Villages PL]

An old man went to a doctor complaining of toilet problems.

So the doctor asked, "how is your urination?"

"I urinate every morning at 7:00 am." the patient said.

"How is your bowel movement," the doctor continued.

"Like clock-work every morning at 8:00am" the patient replied.

"Well then, what's the problem?"

"I don't wake up 'til 9:00"

[DonH57]

LOL. Funny